“Professionalism”
Drunk chairmen, Handsy chairmen, benzo dependent chairmen, outwardly racist chairmen? No problem. They are leadership, so by definition, whatever they do is professional.
Resident doesn’t wear a tie during RadBio week / clinic - called “Unprofessional” by chair
Resident doesn’t clean shave - called “jihadi” by chair.
Resident asks if NP can see the 6th inpatient of the day - unprofessional
Junior faculty experiencing post partum depressing needing an extra month? Unprofessional since the team will have to pick up her slack
Ahh, I love professionalism. When I’m a big shot, I’ll get to use that weapon, too!