Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂
 
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i picked up daniel negranau's stacked poker yesterday... I forgot how much I missed playing.. 🙂
 
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QofQuimica said:
Ok, one more funny story for y'all, and then I'm outta here.

This morning, I woke up at 3:30 AM to the sound of some girl in a neighboring apartment who was apparently in the throes of climax. It went on for several minutes, and of course if I could hear her, so did the rest of the neighbors. I went back to sleep and forgot about it until just now, when I once again am hearing her ecstatic cries. If I can figure out where the heck she is, I'm going to go by later and tell her that while we're all happy for her that she's getting laid so regularly, she might not want to necessarily be sharing that news with everyone in the entire neighborhood. And in particular, I don't want to hear about it at 3:30 in the morning. 😉
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you could have just PM'd nikki Q, you didnt need to post this.
 
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jlw9698 said:
we picked a few random pages, but did happen to see both Jumbo Shrimp and Doctor Zhivago and called out BOTH of them long before anyone who was playing.

yes- we know Dr. Zhivago, and we collectively felt your pain, Q.

(or more specifically, we looked at each other and said, "How young ARE these people??????????")
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you see, we need our drunk penguin for guidance! we're young and impressionable.
 
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alright... nothing to BS about....

I'm down to 205, I haven't been this skinny since I graduated from HS in 1999
 
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A little article that made me smile. Don't mess with grandma! 🙂

Purse snatcher meets match in old lady
Sun, September 3, 2006
By AP


SOUTH SALT LAKE, UTAH -- A 75-year-old woman ran after a man who stole her purse, got it back and then gave him a tongue-lashing -- and $3.

Betty Horton said the man apologized to her and said he was broke.

"I said, 'Why didn't you just ask me for some change? I would have helped you. I would have gladly given it to you,' " Horton said.

Horton was putting groceries in her car when she noticed her purse was missing. She saw a man running with the bag under his arm.

"Good thing I had my running shoes on," Horton said.

She ran past businesses and saw him in a residential area standing over the unzipped purse. She threatened to shoot his ear off, although she didn't have a gun.

Horton said she put the $3 in his hand said to him, "Now get the heck out of here."

Police later arrived, but the thief -- whom authorities described as a 40-year-old man -- was gone.

"Seventy-five years old and I can still take care of myself," Horton said.
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QofQuimica said:
Ok, one more funny story for y'all, and then I'm outta here.

This morning, I woke up at 3:30 AM to the sound of some girl in a neighboring apartment who was apparently in the throes of climax. It went on for several minutes, and of course if I could hear her, so did the rest of the neighbors. I went back to sleep and forgot about it until just now, when I once again am hearing her ecstatic cries. If I can figure out where the heck she is, I'm going to go by later and tell her that while we're all happy for her that she's getting laid so regularly, she might not want to necessarily be sharing that news with everyone in the entire neighborhood. And in particular, I don't want to hear about it at 3:30 in the morning. 😉
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in the middle of the day? that's hot
 
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QofQuimica said:
Ok, one more funny story for y'all, and then I'm outta here.

This morning, I woke up at 3:30 AM to the sound of some girl in a neighboring apartment who was apparently in the throes of climax. It went on for several minutes, and of course if I could hear her, so did the rest of the neighbors. I went back to sleep and forgot about it until just now, when I once again am hearing her ecstatic cries. If I can figure out where the heck she is, I'm going to go by later and tell her that while we're all happy for her that she's getting laid so regularly, she might not want to necessarily be sharing that news with everyone in the entire neighborhood. And in particular, I don't want to hear about it at 3:30 in the morning. 😉
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Arsenic said:
you could have just PM'd nikki Q, you didnt need to post this.
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Thank you...Thank you...Thank you for making my study break hilarious!
 
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i just remember being about 6'4 170 when I played football in high school, it just sounds ridiculous now
 
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I was 170 at 5'10" back in high school. It's not as bad as this kid on our bball team. 6'11" (yes, 1 inch short of 7) at 175. 5 pounds more than you!!!!
 
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His name was Ben Stout. He played for UCF's bball team, but was cut after his first year. He sucked big time. Couldn't dunk til he was like 6'8" or 6'10", what a waste. We played against eachother back in middle school YMCA bball tournaments. I was the tallest on my team (5'8" at the time when I was like 11) and he was probably 6'3", he just never jumped. It actually stole a couple in-bounds passes from him by just jumping when he didn't...If I was 7', I'd damn well work my ass off to play in the NBA. Eat a burger or something...

His sister was like 3-4" shorter than he was. Tall kids.
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
His name was Ben Stout. He played for UCF's bball team, but was cut after his first year. He sucked big time. Couldn't dunk til he was like 6'8" or 6'10", what a waste. We played against eachother back in middle school YMCA bball tournaments. I was the tallest on my team (5'8" at the time when I was like 11) and he was probably 6'3", he just never jumped. It actually stole a couple in-bounds passes from him by just jumping when he didn't...If I was 7', I'd damn well work my ass off to play in the NBA. Eat a burger or something...

His sister was like 3-4" shorter than he was. Tall kids.
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what I'm about to say is pretty racist, but bear with me.... I dated a black girl on UM's basketball team that was 6'2 for a while, and I was really tempted to put holes in to the condoms so I could knock her up and live off of my kid for the rest of my life... 😳
 
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RAD11 said:
Hey donut you are always on here at the strangest hour 😀
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yea by 2am theres nothing on tv and i come on here. effect of not having a life i guess.


schools starting soon tho so i wont be on so late
 
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i also dated a black girl on the soccer team, and one who ran track.... wow I was quite the jersey chaser 😛
 
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so i was watchin an item on ebay, a cell phone. the highest bid was like $20 about 14hrs ago or something so i was like why not, i'll just bid at the last second a bit higher

price now is $210. screw that
 
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da_donut said:
so i was watchin an item on ebay, a cell phone. the highest bid was like $20 about 14hrs ago or something so i was like why not, i'll just bid at the last second a bit higher

price now is $210. screw that
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da_donut.... your avatar being dwight makes me thing you're the biggest dork on planet earth... even though you probably aren't....😉 He's a solid character on the show... I think all of them are as good as the british ones
 
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i think for acutual useful crap (like electronics) you can't really get a deal on ebay cause everyone wants that stuff
 
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UMP said:
da_donut.... your avatar being dwight makes me thing you're the biggest dork on planet earth... even though you probably aren't....😉 He's a solid character on the show... I think all of them are as good as the british ones
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hahahaha yea i was wondering if people would think i'm a ****** because of the picture

i havnt seen the british one but everyone says its better than the NBC version

Dwight is definately the best character. I even bought the bobblehead in the picture (so i guess i am a dork)
 
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da_donut said:
hahahaha yea i was wondering if people would think i'm a ****** because of the picture

i havnt seen the british one but everyone says its better than the NBC version

Dwight is definately the best character. I even bought the bobblehead in the picture (so i guess i am a dork)
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tv-snobs will always tell you that the British version was SOOO much better... I've been watching that show ever since it was on BBC america back in 2000 or so. And except fo the first couple episodes of growing pains where they tried to copy the british script word for word (which sucked bad), they finally made it their own and i think its great
 
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UMP said:
what I'm about to say is pretty racist, but bear with me.... I dated a black girl on UM's basketball team that was 6'2 for a while, and I was really tempted to put holes in to the condoms so I could knock her up and live off of my kid for the rest of my life... 😳
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I don't see how that's racist, but it could be just a little selfish! :laugh:

Tracy McGrady's brother sucked a lot in high school basketball. Don't get me wrong, he could dunk easily, but as far as real basketball, no way.

I know jlw doesn't care, but Agassi lost. 🙁 He will be missed. I wish I could've seen he play in person when I actually knew what was going on! (I was only two...)
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
uracil mono phosphate? Kinda like AMP, GMP, etc.
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heh, no... it's my dorky little secret, I used the full version on certain other forums back in the day, then I decided I don't want to be THAT guy.... you know that guy that is so obsessed with something he names himself after it... like a drink, hobby, plane, etc.... 😉
 
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WilliamsF1 said:
uracil mono phosphate? Kinda like AMP, GMP, etc.
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stupid thing that made me think of... my brothers initials were AG so I kept calling him purine for about half the summer.... i definitely remembered that though
 
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Would it be jinxing myself to go buy an interview suit before I have an interview? 😕

Tomorrow would be a great day for me to get all that stuff done - husband can watch the kids and I'd have all morning to shop.

What do you think?
 
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i'm hoping that UMP becomes a giant SDN mystery where everyone will stop their lives until they figure it out... i've been craving for attention lately
 
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