Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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Arsenic 523
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RAD11 145
lilithny 119
QofQuimica 112
Dr. Pepper 83
UMP 75
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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[deleted106503]

No prob hahaha...she been farting all day long....won't do her business outside because of the rain.

Why why why why why why why...

 

[RAD11]

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...oons&title=Medical&whichpage=1&sortBy=popular

😀

 

[RAD11]

Why why why why why why why...

 

[deleted106503]

P and Beary are missing?

 

[RAD11]

P and Beary are missing?

huh?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Speaking of male gynecologist:

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...ns&title=Medical&whichpage=248&sortBy=popular

 

[RAD11]

Speaking of male gynecologist:

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...ns&title=Medical&whichpage=248&sortBy=popular

omg 😀

 

[beary]

huh?

I didn't get that either.

But I am about to go missing now, because I'm heading to bed! Sleep tight, folks!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

The effect of Affirmative Action:

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...ns&title=Medical&whichpage=253&sortBy=popular

 

[RAD11]

I didn't get that either.

But I am about to go missing now, because I'm heading to bed! Sleep tight, folks!

Night beary!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Night Beary

 

[deleted106503]

Night Beary!

 

[deleted106503]

I meant missing as in missing in action...didn't mean to offend anyone.

 

[RAD11]

I meant missing as in missing in action...didn't mean to offend anyone.

still....huh?

 

[deleted106503]

Speaking of male gynecologist:

http://www.cartoonbank.com/product_...ns&title=Medical&whichpage=248&sortBy=popular

lol!

 

[deleted106503]

still....huh?

Missing in action...you've never seen it used in this context?

 

[RAD11]

Missing in action...you've never seen it used in this context?

No I know that MIA means.....but don't know why you thought they were 😕

 

[RAD11]

It's okay forget it

 

[deleted106503]

Welp, I think it's time for me to sleep. Need to wake up in time for the Agassi match. Cya

 

[RAD11]

Welp, I think it's time for me to sleep. Need to wake up in time for the Agassi match. Cya

Cya! I need to get some rest too....night Will, Dr. P and other randomites!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Night F1

I'm heading to the lounge for a bit then I'm heading to bed.

Night Rad
-Dr. P.

 

[beary]

I meant missing as in missing in action...didn't mean to offend anyone.

Haha, that was not offensive. 🙂

 

[UMP]

Haha, that was not offensive. 🙂

nevermind

 

[da_donut]

4:40 am

not even tired

 

[da_donut]

i just spent a few hours on you tube watchin the most useless crap in the world.

i'm starting to wonder if i'm actually ******ed

 

[QofQuimica]

i just spent a few hours on you tube watchin the most useless crap in the world.

i'm starting to wonder if i'm actually ******ed

What is you tube? And is it really worth staying up all night to watch???

 

[X_Marker]

What is you tube? And is it really worth staying up all night to watch???

are you kidding me😕 it's a network with thousands of professional, homemade and random videos. It's well worth watching if you have nothing else to do. http://www.youtube.com

 

[Arsenic]

are you kidding me😕 it's a network with thousands of professional, homemade and random videos. It's well worth watching if you have nothing else to do. http://www.youtube.com

she was serious, its Q. She reads Harrisons on her down time. 😱

 

[RAD11]

The sun is out....finally!!!

 

[QofQuimica]

she was serious, its Q. She reads Harrisons on her down time. 😱

No, I'm not kidding. I've never heard of you tube before. And I haven't started reading Harrison's yet either....though I do confess that I already own a copy. 😳

 

[RAD11]

4:40 am

not even tired

Hey donut you are always on here at the strangest hour 😀

 

[RAD11]

Morning randomites....just popping in to say hi.


Enjoy the rest of the day!

 

[Arsenic]

No, I'm not kidding. I've never heard of you tube before. And I haven't started reading Harrison's yet either....though I do confess that I already own a copy. 😳

i've heard stories from attendings of this one OB/Gyn attending that retired a couple of years ago who was a political prisoner in cuba before coming to the US. Q, this man was a doctor that was locked in a prison cell for years and the ONLY thing he had to read was a copy of Harrisons. Can you imagine? We were told that whenever that man rounded everyone would just gather around him because he knew every detail in that book by heart and was an excellent teacher.

 

[Arsenic]

I want Miami to beat FSU and be higher ranked to get beat in PJCS. That way it will be twice as sweet on our way to the NC!

Miami WILL beat FSU. the rest of your post is insanity.

 

[QofQuimica]

This one is awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWE6uPPmgb4 If you look behind the guy's head, he actually did draw LDA on the board. 😛

 

[Arsenic]

This one is awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWE6uPPmgb4 If you look behind the guy's head, he actually did draw LDA on the board. 😛

you HAD to get an organic video didnt you?

woman, you're gonna have to let go of the organic and embrace medicine. the day will come when you no longer care about substitution reactions and enols and only care about whether your patient's pain was controlled over night and if you have to increase their PCA meds.

 

[QofQuimica]

you HAD to get an organic video didnt you?

woman, you're gonna have to let go of the organic and embrace medicine. the day will come when you no longer care about substitution reactions and enols and only care about whether your patient's pain was controlled over night and if you have to increase their PCA meds.

No, I won't. I'm staying in research, my friend. 🙂

 

[Arsenic]

No, I won't. I'm staying in research, my friend. 🙂

yes you will... its called 3rd and 4th year my love. you'll even be doing paps and pelvics on OB/Gyn! 😛

in all seriousness, i'm glad you're going into medical research. we need our geniuses out there advancing medicine. i know what i'm cabable of, i'll be the one worrying about the PCA meds. 😉

 

[QofQuimica]

Heh heh, ok, here's a drug one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFhy-7sdsI

 

[Arsenic]

i like this picture, i could use it on ob/gyn. theres another one called f**kitol but i'd probably lose my blue cross if i posted it.

 

[Arsenic]

Heh heh, ok, here's a drug one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFhy-7sdsI

i think you're starting to see why people waste so much time on youtube.

 

[QofQuimica]

Some of them are just crass, and others are stupid. I like this one though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H8gmKzGs-Q

 

[QofQuimica]

i think you're starting to see why people waste so much time on youtube.

Ok, that's it for me. I'm outta here. I added youtube to my favorite links though.

 

[UMP]

can anyone tell me if sleeping off a heavy night of drinking in a parking lot is illegal ? other than in m@#$%$#% Auburn, IN ?

 

[Arsenic]

can anyone tell me if sleeping off a heavy night of drinking in a parking lot is illegal ? other than in m@#$%$#% Auburn, IN ?

sorry UMP. thats illegal over here in someplace someplace too, mostly because if it wasnt... horny teenagers, addicts and gangs would fill our empty parking lots. did you get a citation?

 

[Arsenic]

where is everyone... i swear if you bastards are sleeping..... 😡

😛

i need to go study anyways, later UMP.

 

[oxeye]

Why are there so many more male gyn than female urologist? 🙄

Because the female body is a lot more interesting than the urinary tract. 😉

 

[oxeye]

I personally don't understand why there are male gynecologists. Don't you women feel awkward?
-Dr. P.

No - a doctor is a doctor. I don't care about their gender. I've seen male and female OB/GYNs.

 

[deleted106503]

I woke up 10 minutes ago.

Getting ready for the Agassi match!!!!

 

[oxeye]

Still there's no way I'm looking at male privates even for a half a day

Urologists don't just see men. I've seen one. 😉