Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.



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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂
 
I've been checking out the rec centers for all the schools I've interviewed with. Good pool = school moves up on the list.

Vandy has a nice pool but their rock wall is crap.
definitely a good thing to check up on.

my undergrad has the AWESOMEST brand spanking new pools...they have a lap swim pool, a diving pool (with 15 and 30 m boards), a small rec pool and a LAZY FREAKING RIVER for crying out loud! They also have a nice climbing wall and tons of rec equipment. Of course, they finished building that stuff about 1 month before I graduated. GRR! And alumni memberships are $55 per month!
 
I 😍 gallbladders!! Those are my far my favorite organ to get to gross in. It's like Christmas, a package and you don't know what is inside. :laugh: Unfortunately histologically they are super boring, and almost every diagnosis is cholecystitis +/- cholelithiasis so that's just not that interesting.

What's wrong with livers? I like livers just fine.

Colons are SO MUCH better when they are fixed. There is nothing worse than all that flabby poo covered fatty tissue. My gloves get so greasy when I do colons that I have to grab a paper towel to be able to get them off. 😱
There's nothing WRONG with livers. I just don't find livers to be aesthetically pleasing.
 
definitely a good thing to check up on.

my undergrad has the AWESOMEST brand spanking new pools...they have a lap swim pool, a diving pool (with 15 and 30 m boards), a small rec pool and a LAZY FREAKING RIVER for crying out loud! They also have a nice climbing wall and tons of rec equipment. Of course, they finished building that stuff about 1 month before I graduated. GRR! And alumni memberships are $55 per month!
OMG - I should have applied to your undergrad! 😀
 
definitely a good thing to check up on.

my undergrad has the AWESOMEST brand spanking new pools...they have a lap swim pool, a diving pool (with 15 and 30 m boards), a small rec pool and a LAZY FREAKING RIVER for crying out loud! They also have a nice climbing wall and tons of rec equipment. Of course, they finished building that stuff about 1 month before I graduated. GRR! And alumni memberships are $55 per month!


oh man we didn't have a lazy river--how awesome!
 
My billion family members are due to arrive any minute. 2 cousins are going to be here that I haven't seen for AT LEAST 15 years, and never met their wives. And this obnoxious friend of family who always introduces himself to me as "Dr. X." Seriously, who does that at a social function? If he does that today, you know it, "Dr. Beary." :meanie:
 
Q! i told you not to fall for that "private" tutoring. gets the first year girls everytime. 🙁 :meanie:
Well, I have to admit that the pathologist did tell me to come talk to him if I still think I'm interested in doing path next year.... 😛
 
My billion family members are due to arrive any minute. 2 cousins are going to be here that I haven't seen for AT LEAST 15 years, and never met their wives. And this obnoxious friend of family who always introduces himself to me as "Dr. X." Seriously, who does that at a social function? If he does that today, you know it, "Dr. Beary." :meanie:
but you have to say dr. dr. beary!!! then that will really grind his gears. 😀
 
My guy friends say I make the best your mom jokes because I'm not afraid to get completely crude with them. :laugh: That's a dubious honor I think.

Oh I've done it too. I have this one friend who has a filty dirty mind and I like to shock him every now and then :meanie: Keeps him on his toes
 
My secret is that I live in the apartment next to QofQuimica. :meanie: Did I wake you up again, Q?

I'm totally joking.

I think I need some more coffee.
I've decided after much contemplation on the subject that the ecstatic girl (or her bf) lives in the apartment above me. I can't hear her from out in the hallway, and the only other option is the girl who lives downstairs. I've met that girl, and I have good reason to doubt it's her. So sorry, Ana, you aren't fooling me. If you live next door to me, then I know for a fact that you did NOT get laid this weekend. Or if you did, you were quiet about it. 😛
 
I've decided after much contemplation on the subject that the ecstatic girl (or her bf) lives in the apartment above me. I can't hear her from out in the hallway, and the only other option is the girl who lives downstairs. I've met that girl, and I have good reason to doubt it's her. So sorry, Ana, you aren't fooling me. If you live next door to me, then I know for a fact that you did NOT get laid this weekend. Or if you did, you were quiet about it. 😛

you're actually investigating? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
I've decided after much contemplation on the subject that the ecstatic girl (or her bf) lives in the apartment above me. I can't hear her from out in the hallway, and the only other option is the girl who lives downstairs. I've met that girl, and I have good reason to doubt it's her. So sorry, Ana, you aren't fooling me. If you live next door to me, then I know for a fact that you did NOT get laid this weekend. Or if you did, you were quiet about it. 😛
I can throw my voice, :meanie:
 
Our toilet was plastic (God only knows why) and she left a candle in a glass votive burning all night. We all woke up at 2 am to the smoke alarm going off and smoke and flames pouring out of our bathroom. It burnt all the way through the top fell through and caught the wall on fire.

I'm not even kidding: http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/irish....photos.yahoo.com/ph/irishaggie2004/my_photos

Warning: do not drink coffee while viewing the above pictures. Thankfully, I only took a small sip :laugh:
 
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