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DieselPetrolGrl said:
YOu embrassaedds me in front of the smancyfancy sales people
they told me they dont bite!

i snatched a info folder and then tensed in fear when he turned around and said " go on ..you CAN have one..we dont bite."

after which i snatched it and turned away like a traumatized monkey
now i am nuzzling my "terry cloth on a wire frame" mother and crying 🙁

i wonder what my society is and if we can have those crests to wear on our jackets and such 😳
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:laugh:

those diagnostic set salesmen are like car dealers, you need to watch out... next thing you know your cutting them a $700 check for the pan optic ophthalmoscope with rust protection. i didnt think it was possible for you to become embarrassed, you're too soft pirate. 😛

now its off to games day.... since i'm one of the people organizing it i'll make sure they put you at the front of the line in the tug of war. :meanie:
 
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tug of war is the devils game
i had a happy happy feeling in my gut
before your 2nd years pranked us by filing down the rope
i fell down and since i was in the back i rolled around for a good 2 mins (smiling the whole time because i thought i won!)
also the orange exercise needs to be CUT
that was one oily sweaty orange by the time it got to me and ran down my cleavage.

(for the scared guju and msshead and jtank ..the orange exercise is when you haveto hold a orange between your chin and cheast and pass it to the next person and then so on all around a group of 15 people - no hands allowed - so you get to like neck and rub their sweaty monkey torso for a good 10 minuites atleast!)
 
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Arsenic810 said:
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those diagnostic set salesmen are like car dealers, you need to watch out... next thing you know your cutting them a $700 check for the pan optic ophthalmoscope with rust protection. i didnt think it was possible for you to become embarrassed, you're too soft pirate. 😛

now its off to games day.... since i'm one of the people organizing it i'll make sure they put you at the front of the line in the tug of war. :meanie:
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seriously i built 56% of that stuff in my garage last night
just modeled after the glossy photos they gave us!
they dont work but damn do they look purty!

oh and i think i will buy a stethoscope my mom says its not right that my littman is actually (once i flipped it over to the tubing) Mattel.
But the hot pink will urge people to let me listen to their palpatations! 🙁
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
tug of war is the devils game
i had a happy happy feeling in my gut
before your 2nd years pranked us by filing down the rope
i fell down and since i was in the back i rolled around for a good 2 mins (smiling the whole time because i thought i won!)
also the orange exercise needs to be CUT
that was one oily sweaty orange by the time it got to me and ran down my cleavage.

(for the scared guju and msshead and jtank ..the orange exercise is when you haveto hold a orange between your chin and cheast and pass it to the next person and then so on all around a group of 15 people - no hands allowed - so you get to like neck and rub their sweaty monkey torso for a good 10 minuites atleast!)
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you were a great sport though, the wheel barrel thing was hilarious. (yes, someone grabbed diesel by the legs and she had to use her arms to walk across a field... like a wheel barrel) 😀

we didnt mean for the tug of war rope to break either and for you guys to fall on your asses, last time it broke was 2002 - sorry class of 2009. 😳

ok... now go relax, this really is your last weekend of not having to study for a while. next week we'll go to ABP and get some roach coffee together and i can hear your stories of how traumatizing your first week is. 😎
 
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Arsenic810 said:
you were a great sport though, the wheel barrel thing was hilarious. (yes, someone grabbed diesel by the legs and she had to use her arms to walk across a field... like a wheel barrel) 😀

we didnt mean for the tug of war rope to break either and for you guys to fall on your asses, last time it broke was 2002 - sorry class of 2009. 😳

ok... now go relax, this really is your last weekend of not having to study for a while. next week we'll go to ABP and get some roach coffee together and i can hear your stories of how traumatizing your first week is. 😎
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Awwwwww A-man's being like a big brother to diesel. Isn't that cute!!! 😀 😉 😛
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
seriously i built 56% of that stuff in my garage last night
just modeled after the glossy photos they gave us!
they dont work but damn do they look purty!

oh and i think i will buy a stethoscope my mom says its not right that my littman is actually (once i flipped it over to the tubing) Mattel.
But the hot pink will urge people to let me listen to their palpatations! 🙁
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LMAO MATTEL!!!! :laugh:
 
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I asked the dennys waitress lady how they got Prince Albert in a can and even she didn’t know!
You’d think she would the way she practically explained our psych to us and invited herself into our birthday party as the psycho anatlist/ salt shaker.


PS: dirty A, they didnt have poptarts either!
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
well there is a skill i never knew existed
and here i am swallowing my spit like a buffoon
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Didn't people in your class do this in the 6th grade? The teachers used to tell us if you did it too much you would do it unintentionally as an adult. This might seem to be true as my roomate's b/f does it involuntarily when he gets all excited. Not an attractive trait, I must say. But, he does have pretty pony hair.
 
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bananaface said:
Didn't people in your class do this in the 6th grade? The teachers used to tell us if you did it too much you would do it unintentionally as an adult. This might seem to be true as my roomate's b/f does it involuntarily when he gets all excited. Not an attractive trait, I must say. But, he does have pretty pony hair.
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no boys with pony- unless they are future rock star

now take dirty-a
for all his dirty-a thoughts and actions he seems like a harmless sweetheart - atleast in person.
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
no boys with pony- unless they are future rock star

now take dirty-a
for all his dirty-a thoughts and actions he seems like a harmless sweetheart - atleast in person.
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Oh he doesn't put it in a ponytail. It's just long. He manages a band in town here. Does that count?
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
now take dirty-a
for all his dirty-a thoughts and actions he seems like a harmless sweetheart - atleast in person.
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😳 😀 You're the best pirate, you seem like a harmless sweetheart too.

you know its funny, I know lots of people in person who have SDN usernames but you were the first person I ever met on SDN first and then in person... I already feel like we're good friends and I just met you in person last Thursday.
 
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I was riding the train home today and while I was looking over my notes on Cystic Fibrosis these 4 teenage girls sat by me. 2 had just started highschool today and the other 2 were juniors, they spent the whole 25 min train ride talking about proms and prep rallies... the two older ones were also like, "i cant believe we're JUNIORS". I'm 22 and I honestly felt like a dinosaur listening to them talk... its just weird I guess, highschool was 5 years ago for me and now I'm only 3 years away from my MD... 3! God I remember when it was 8 years away and seemed like forever, talk about time flying... its scary.
 
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Arsenic810 said:
😳 😀 You're the best pirate, you seem like a harmless sweetheart too.

you know its funny, I know lots of people in person who have SDN usernames but you were the first person I ever met on SDN first and then in person... I already feel like we're good friends and I just met you in person last Thursday.
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you dont call me
is it because i am ugly? its my mole for a nose isnt it?
oh a you are so cruel
ok i am done being a arse - off to class i go.


i have questions for you but they come randomly in and out of my mind - makes me wish i wasnt too lazy to log in facebook and get ur phone number - i will start writing them down ....
 
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Arsenic810 said:
I was riding the train home today and while I was looking over my notes on Cystic Fibrosis these 4 teenage girls sat by me. 2 had just started highschool today and the other 2 were juniors, they spent the whole 25 min train ride talking about proms and prep rallies... the two older ones were also like, "i cant believe we're JUNIORS". I'm 22 and I honestly felt like a dinosaur listening to them talk... its just weird I guess, highschool was 5 years ago for me and now I'm only 3 years away from my MD... 3! God I remember when it was 8 years away and seemed like forever, talk about time flying... its scary.
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i saw the crack lady again this morning
you haveto see her
she has on the tinest shortest tightest bike shorts ever - good thing shes like a bone and anger and nothing more - otherwise they would actually look suggestive.
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
i saw the crack lady again this morning
you haveto see her
she has on the tinest shortest tightest bike shorts ever - good thing shes like a bone and anger and nothing more - otherwise they would actually look suggestive.
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you should tell her about the new dress code on the medical campus :laugh:
 
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gujuDoc said:
Ooh ooh I want to hear the story!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀
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blah, all medical students have to dress professionally now at Miller. I dont just mean for the clinical stuff when we see patients, I mean for EVERYDAY. No scrubs, no t-shirts, no shorts without pockets, no sandals, no tank tops, etc.... 🙁

I can live with all of that except the no tshirt thing, having to dress up for school everyday is going to take some getting used to. My other option would have been to just wear scrubs but thats not allowed now either except in anatomy or in clinical situations where scrubs are allowed.

I can see the school's point but still, I fear change. :laugh:
 
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Arsenic810 said:
blah, all medical students have to dress professionally now at Miller. I dont just mean for the clinical stuff when we see patients, I mean for EVERYDAY. No scrubs, no t-shirts, no shorts without pockets, no sandals, no tank tops, etc.... 🙁

I can live with all of that except the no tshirt thing, having to dress up for school everyday is going to take some getting used to. My other option would have been to just wear scrubs but thats not allowed now either except in anatomy or in clinical situations where scrubs are allowed.

I can see the school's point but still, I fear change. :laugh:
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Dude, I thought all med students everywhere have to dress professionally all the time. At least, that's how it has been at USF. It is funny, cuz I see my old MCAT teacher who, mind you, used to dress like grub. And when I say grub, I mean I could never picture this guy anything remotely professional, now I see him around and he's at his best looking with a fancy shirt and pant. I thought that was just like an unwritten rule. But you know what?? I am actually looking forward to dressing up in med school, when I get there. I like dressing up and looking nice. But then I'm a girl, and girls love to get dressy, well the girlie girls do anyhow.
 
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gujuDoc said:
Dude, I thought all med students everywhere have to dress professionally all the time. At least, that's how it has been at USF. It is funny, cuz I see my old MCAT teacher who, mind you, used to dress like grub. And when I say grub, I mean I could never picture this guy anything remotely professional, now I see him around and he's at his best looking with a fancy shirt and pant. I thought that was just like an unwritten rule. But you know what?? I am actually looking forward to dressing up in med school, when I get there. I like dressing up and looking nice. But then I'm a girl, and girls love to get dressy, well the girlie girls do anyhow.
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:laugh:

but we're in miami! MIAMI!!!!

we got spoiled by being allowed to come to school the way you could dress for undergrad... what sucks is that most people never abused that priviledge, a few girls in our class ruined it for everyone.
 
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Arsenic810 said:
:laugh:

but we're in miami! MIAMI!!!!

we got spoiled by being allowed to come to school the way you could dress for undergrad... what sucks is that most people never abused that priviledge, a few girls in our class ruined it for everyone.
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Awwwww, just look at it as practice for the wards!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

Oh and at least be thankful it isn't Mayo Med School, where you cannot even wear a white coat, because they expect the docs there to wear full suits!!!!! I kid you not, this is what I've heard.
 
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I think that dressing up every day will be a shock for me, too. I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt, put my hair in a pony-tail, and never use makeup. It's great, 'cause I can roll out of bed and be dressed and ready in ten minutes. On the occasions when I do dress up and make myself up, people do a double-take and they can't believe it is actually me. :meanie:

When I first started working at Kaplan, I used to dress up to teach my classes. I mean make-up, professional clothes, hair blown out, the whole nine yards. Over time, I stopped doing each of those things. Now I just go there straight from the lab and teach in my jeans and t-shirt. I'm on my fourth manager now, and luckily they haven't cared. 😛 Shrike told me that TPR actually encourages the instructors to dress down. But I know that this kind of thing won't work in the real world, so when the time comes to gussy up, I'll gussy. 😛
 
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QofQuimica said:
I think that dressing up every day will be a shock for me, too. I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt, put my hair in a pony-tail, and never use makeup. It's great, 'cause I can roll out of bed and be dressed and ready in ten minutes. On the occasions when I do dress up and make myself up, people do a double-take and they can't believe it is actually me. :meanie:

When I first started working at Kaplan, I used to dress up to teach my classes. I mean make-up, professional clothes, hair blown out, the whole nine yards. Over time, I stopped doing each of those things. Now I just go there straight from the lab and teach in my jeans and t-shirt. I'm on my fourth manager now, and luckily they haven't cared. 😛 Shrike told me that TPR actually encourages the instructors to dress down. But I know that this kind of thing won't work in the real world, so when the time comes to gussy up, I'll gussy. 😛
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Hahahahaha. Well that depends on how we define real world. Let's take for instance, certain unnamed bio and chem departments where peepz be wearing tshirts and jeans and sandals all the time, and compare it with hospital attire. Two different scenarios. So guess it depends. 😀

But................

While I'm looking forward to dressing up, I can understand where you coming from. I'm not looking forward to the makeup part, but I love dressy pants and semi dressy tops, so don't think I'll have much problem there.
 
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gujuDoc said:
A man,

I just added you to my facebook. Check your PM, so I can tell you more. 😀
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oh and what
i am not good enough to be guju's facebook friend???



::bitter bc i was duped by A-man into thinking med school was fun and instead spent saturday sleeping in a fetal position on the edge of my mother's bed while she baked the frozen cheesecake for me::
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
oh and what
i am not good enough to be guju's facebook friend???



::bitter bc i was duped by A-man into thinking med school was fun and instead spent saturday sleeping in a fetal position on the edge of my mother's bed while she baked the frozen cheesecake for me::
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have you been reading my posts? when did i make it sound like fun? if the state imposed this on prisoners it would be cruel and unusual punishment.

*rocks back and forth mumbling something about chest bellows disease*
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
oh and what
i am not good enough to be guju's facebook friend???



::bitter bc i was duped by A-man into thinking med school was fun and instead spent saturday sleeping in a fetal position on the edge of my mother's bed while she baked the frozen cheesecake for me::
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I'll add you in a moment. I'll send you a pm, letting you know me's real name. 😀
 
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QofQuimica said:
Public Service Announcement: this lovefest is making me puke. Particularly since *I* was not invited to join gujudoc's facebook either. 😡 😛
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The question, herein lies, Does Qofquimica HAVE A FACEBOOK account???????? Huh?????? 🙂 😀 😉 😛
 
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QofQuimica said:
Public Service Announcement: this lovefest is making me puke. Particularly since *I* was not invited to join gujudoc's facebook either. 😡 😛
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who knew you had a facebook acct? none of us believe you're human, we all think you're an MCAT god that posts on here to humor us mere mortals.
 
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Arsenic810 said:
who knew you had a facebook acct? none of us believe you're human, we all think you're an MCAT god that posts on here to humor us mere mortals.
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😛 😀

Not to mention a Chemistry goddess too.
 
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QofQuimica said:
Hmm, no, I suppose I don't have a facebook account. 😳 But that's not the point!!! I'd sign up for one if someone invited me, d***it!!!

(P.S. oh, and also if they told me how to do it. 😳 :meanie: )
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hmmm... having scored a 43, I think you can figure it out 😛

(watch people, she'll be running facebook and have 50,000 friends by morning)
 
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Arsenic810 said:
omg, DON'T GET HER STARTED... yes, goddess not queen... we know Q, you're the 5th element, quintessence of chemistry not queen.... :scared:
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I don't know why I even bother with you. 🙄 I'm sure I don't deserve this much harrassment for forgetting ONE TIME to turn off my stupid signature. :meanie: 😳 Speaking of which, let me turn it off now. 😛
 
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by the order of princess cyanide jellybean diamonds (aka: me) you all should go back to bed and stop making rukkus and waking me and my dog (aka: man eater maximus 2000 with extra long fangs and killed laser eyes)
goodnight moon!

(and moon faced people with diphthera..a-man am i right?)
 
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DieselPetrolGrl said:
by the order of princess cyanide jellybean diamonds (aka: me) you all should go back to bed and stop making rukkus and waking me and my dog (aka: man eater maximus 2000 with extra long fangs and killed laser eyes)
goodnight moon!

(and moon faced people with diphthera..a-man am i right?)
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yeah, you should win the crazy vote hands down.
 
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