Random non-pathology and only peripherally related to pathology thread

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bananaface said:
I only slapped one person in my life. It was a guy who put his hand on my chin and turned it upwards to make me look at him. It just happened automatically. I just went *thwack*. That jackass deserved it too.
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Meanie. You probably scarred him for life.
 
Not to interrupt your banter.... Came across this in my procrastination and thought someone might get a few chuckles from them. Perhaps there's a little somethin' for everyone. And I apologize to those offended by the potty-humor.

I like "Have you seen this little girl?...Her name is Jessica".

www.theweeklygiggle.com/moregiggles.htm
 
Pardon my rudeness! I am one of those infamous lurkers you all are trying to get to reveal themselves.

This is my official 'hello'.
 
Now now Evo...didn't mommy teach you that hitting other people is bad?

Be nice.

You too banana. Don't hit.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Now now Evo...didn't mommy teach you that hitting other people is bad?

Be nice.

You too banana. Don't hit.
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Whatever Twinky-boy. 🙄

*smacks Andy once again with the now-drying-and-gross mackarel*
 
AndyMilonakis said:
Oh BTW Evo, it's spelled Twinkie. I'm a Twinkie Asian. Not a Twinky.
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I'd be careful owning up to the name Twinkie. Yes, I know what it is in this context, but there are several definitions of "twinkie" - is this a Freudian slip?

3. Twinkie: Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: What exactly were you doing in Vegas?
 
Damn surgeons making me do extra work!

You didn't find enough lymph nodes!

No, you didn't submit enough lymph nodes. Want me to show you the fat that is left?
 
yaah said:
Damn surgeons making me do extra work!

You didn't find enough lymph nodes!

No, you didn't submit enough lymph nodes. Want me to show you the fat that is left?
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No one ever said that counting was a requirement for being a surgeon...:laugh:
 
EvoDevo said:
No one ever said that counting was a requirement for being a surgeon...:laugh:
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True enough. The OR nurses do all the instrument counts. I have seen surgeons effectively count parathyroid glands though. One...two...three...four!

My dinner tonight was a 20 pack of McDonalds chicken nuggets. Healthy!
😱
 
yaah said:
True enough. The OR nurses do all the instrument counts. I have seen surgeons effectively count parathyroid glands though. One...two...three...four!

My dinner tonight was a 20 pack of McDonalds chicken nuggets. Healthy!
😱
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Mmmm, Jack in the Box chicken sandwiches tonight. 😍
 
yaah said:
Mmm...E Coli O157....

I have never been to a Jack In the Box. Never lived in a place with lots of them!
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Pffft!

What, do you have White Castle or something?
 
So, today we made bets on how much my coworker's baby will weigh at birth. She's being induced tomorrow at 39.5 weeks. Everyone was guessing 7 pounds whatever oz. Dude! She has gestational diabetes! She's gonna have a big baby! Anhyhoo, I put down 9lb 6 oz for my guess. I think I will be winning the pool. The next highest person said 8lb 3oz. Apparently they are worried about insulting her by saying she'll be having a big baby. The way I think about it the bigger the kid is, the less pregancy weight is attributed directly to her, right?
 
geddy said:
I'd be careful owning up to the name Twinkie. Yes, I know what it is in this context, but there are several definitions of "twinkie" - is this a Freudian slip?

3. Twinkie: Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: What exactly were you doing in Vegas?
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HA! ****, it's gonna be a long 3 years. :laugh:

yaah said:
My dinner tonight was a 20 pack of McDonalds chicken nuggets. Healthy!
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Yuck. Seriously, there's something wrong with those Chicken McNuggets. Back in Baltimore, I saw my friend order 2 x 20 pack at the local CrackDonalds...he ate them all too. Just watching pop each juicy fatty nugget into his mouth made me want to :barf:
 
bananaface said:
Poor you! 🙁

Everyone PM yaah your condolances! 😀
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Or your condolences, as the case may be.
 
bananaface said:
You may as well eat like 6 donuts, Evo. I am not kidding. The chicken is worse for you than the beef. Read your nutrition facts. :scared:
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Holy crap! I just did!! 🙁 😱
 
I been feeling like **** all day and haven't eaten a thing. I could use a donut right now 🙂

mmmm....dohhhh-nuttttssssss.
 
bananaface said:
DrMom fixed mine for me. When I became a mod it unitalicized. She could fix his too, but I don't think she realizes it's not italicized. I'm not sure if yaah cares or not.
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I am not italian. I am polish/irish.
 
bananaface said:
Italicized, not itailianicized. 😛
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There's a difference? 😕 😛

The workpeople are drilling holes in the room next to where I am. Annoying! Glad I am not operating in here or something.
 
Damn! I just ran out of Robitussin. Ah wait...let's add some water, shake it up...haha! More tussin!
 
Sometimes OR nurses are annoying. One brought in a specimen here which initially they wanted to send out for tissue procurement for research. So the surgeon new this, and told the nurse bringing out the specimen it should be fresh. So when she brought it into the room she kept telling us it had to be fresh, no formalin. And we asked why, she said, "It has to be fresh." And we said the tumor procurement people went home (hot girl 😍 ) and she said it had to be fresh, and she went digging through the trash to look for the list of specimens for tumor procurement, which is thrown away after the procurement girls leave because procurement can't be done after they leave. So we asked if it was for a lymphoma workup or special studies, and her reply was, "It has to be fresh. I have to page the path resident on call." We asked if it was for frozen, and she said, "No, permanent. It has to be fresh though." So we just the hell with it and let her page the poor resident on call.
 
AndyMilonakis said:
yeah, and a good number of the OR nurses are total bitches to med students 👎
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A lot of them were nice to me because I offered to help them and I didn't act annoying to them. Not sure. But there were some who were annoying.
 
yaah said:
A lot of them were nice to me because I offered to help them and I didn't act annoying to them. Not sure. But there were some who were annoying.
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well that is just peachy now isn't it. wanna cookie? and perhaps some fries to go along with that? 😀

some nurses were nice, some nurses were mean even though i never ever EVER once told them to f*ck off, piss off, or kiss my ass. i was nice man with happy feelings all of the time (quote reference, anyone wanna take a shot?)
 
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