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[DVMDream]

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[DVMDream]

Haha, there are ways around those apps if you know how to use the terminal (for Mac programs).

I don't have a Mac...

 

[deleted103644]

I don't have a Mac...

I'm sure there are ways to undo it on PC too, I just wouldn't know them.

 

[DVMDream]

I'm sure there are ways to undo it on PC too, I just wouldn't know them.

I am sure I could figure them out... If I really wanted to.

 

[Trilt]

That's why I like Concentrate... I use it on Google Chrome and can easily get around it (say if I need to find a study guide on facebook or something), but it stops my compulsive "ooh lets check facebook! Now SDN! Now Neopets! etc." I don't like the idea of having to actually block myself from things... like to think I have some semblance of willpower.

 

[DVMDream]

That's why I like Concentrate... I use it on Google Chrome and can easily get around it (say if I need to find a study guide on facebook or something), but it stops my compulsive "ooh lets check facebook! Now SDN! Now Neopets! etc." I don't like the idea of having to actually block myself from things... like to think I have some semblance of willpower.

I have no willpower, I am not afraid to admit that.

 

[deleted103644]

I have no willpower, I am not afraid to admit that.

I forget, are you an attractive female? If so, we should talk.

 

[DVMDream]

I forget, are you an attractive female? If so, we should talk.

You shall never find out..

 

[devyn]

I forget, are you an attractive female? If so, we should talk.

oh JD are you lacking in some arse lately......

 

[deleted103644]

oh JD are you lacking in some arse lately......

Haha, yeah, it's been a couple of weeks. :'(

 

[DVMDream]

Haha, yeah, it's been a couple of weeks. :'(

Try the local downtown street corner... Better have some money with you though..

 

[devyn]

Haha, yeah, it's been a couple of weeks. :'(

You have a hand......mayhaps give that a go......

 

[deleted103644]

You have a hand......mayhaps give that a go......

You think I haven't?

 

[DVMDream]

**Never shake JD's hand**

Hey, at least my option involves a woman..

 

[deleted103644]

**Never shake JD's hand**

Hey, at least my option involves a woman..

Oh come on...

You really shouldn't be shaking any guy's hand.

Even on a day when I've had sex a half dozen times, I'll probably still do that once.

 

[DVMDream]

Oh come on...

You really shouldn't be shaking any guy's hand.

Even on a day when I've had sex a half dozen times, I'll probably still do that once.

Already knew this. This is why hand sanitizer was invented so when women have to shake mens' hands we can pull it out of our purses rather quickly.

Oh and TMI...

 

[Abnerrs]

Oh come on...

You really shouldn't be shaking any guy's hand.

Even on a day when I've had sex a half dozen times, I'll probably still do that once.

Even if a guy doesn't do his deed, he still holds it to pee. And I read that most don't wash their hands... So when you shake a guy's hand.....

 

[deleted103644]

Even if a guy doesn't do his deed, he still holds it to pee. And I read that most don't wash their hands... So when you shake a guy's hand.....

I always wash my hands, but I have to say...

You should be less worried about the guy touching his penis and more worried about him touching the faucet and the bathroom door.

I assure you my penis is much cleaner than the typical men's room doorknob or faucet.

 

[nyanko]

I assure you my penis is much cleaner than the typical men's room doorknob or faucet.

that's a pretty low standard to set

 

[Emiloo4]

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[wldlfstdnt]

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GASP! I want that bag!

 

[Emiloo4]

GASP! I want that bag!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/1012427...+tote&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

 

[Emiloo4]

For my horse friends...
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[equineconstant]

For my horse friends...
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[deleted103644]

that's a pretty low standard to set

Indeed, but it's the relevant comparison.

It's also probably cleaner than most loungers' mouths, but that also might be a low bar.

 

[EngrSC]

GASP! I want that bag!

Me too!!!!

 

[devyn]

Indeed, but it's the relevant comparison.

It's also probably cleaner than most loungers' mouths, but that also might be a low bar.

Including your own......

 

[Abnerrs]

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[wolfspeaker]

That was an awesome story!!

 

[jmo1012]

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

that is seriously the best thing ever! i am crying from laughter!!!!

 

[Emiloo4]

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[twelvetigers]

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Okay. Folks, do NOT read that during lecture. I just let out a really ridiculous sounding laugh snort thing and had to mask it by coughing. Ugh.

 

[Abnerrs]

Okay. Folks, do NOT read that during lecture. I just let out a really ridiculous sounding laugh snort thing and had to mask it by coughing. Ugh.

I'm glad you enjoyed.

 

[deleted103644]

Okay. Folks, do NOT read that during lecture. I just let out a really ridiculous sounding laugh snort thing and had to mask it by coughing. Ugh.

At least it wasn't a fart....

 

[Abnerrs]

At least it wasn't a fart....

 

[devyn]

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

OMG I am dying over here......

 

[wildcatj]

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh that was so so good. I needed a laugh!

 

[DVMDream]

Okay. Folks, do NOT read that during lecture. I just let out a really ridiculous sounding laugh snort thing and had to mask it by coughing. Ugh.

I saw the title and decided against reading it during lecture today, I would have definitely received some awkward glances because I was laughing really hard when I did read it. Although I may have been covered by the random phone conversation that the receptionist accidently had being broadcast through the speakers in our classroom.

 

[Kpowell14]

Okay. Folks, do NOT read that during lecture. I just let out a really ridiculous sounding laugh snort thing and had to mask it by coughing. Ugh.

Omg, funniest thing I've read in a while. Laughed so hard I had a coughing fit lol, stupid allergies!

 

[Abnerrs]

I'm so glad I shared that. I know I was laughing like a hyena when I read that.

 

[fromthebox]

http://www.cracked.com/article_20012_if-dark-knight-rises-was-10-times-shorter-more-honest.html

 

[DVMDream]

About to drop some cuteness on this thread:

 

[nyanko]

i think this is a good place to park this

 

[Emiloo4]

i think this is a good place to park this

Awesome

 

[Trilt]

I'm not a lifelong "wanna be a vet" person, but still - awww.

 

[DVMDream]

Took a random picture of myself with my laptop camera. I will toss it up here for about 10 minutes, but it is rather unflattering... Hair not done, no makeup, wearing my glasses instead of contacts... No quoting or I will kill you:

**Poof**

 

[fromthebox]

In line at Costco- one cart, two kids, one dad with four bottles of booze: tequila, whiskey and vodka plus two packages of Xmas lights.

 

[dyachei]

Not sure where to put this, but apparently I look too young to be a doctor? Happened twice today.

 

[Jamr0ckin]

Just me.

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[StartingoverVet]

Not sure where to put this, but apparently I look too young to be a doctor? Happened twice today.

I had a witty retort lined up.... but I forgot it..
<insert joke here>