Ok, so this is kind of dumb and not really a rant, but Imma stick it here anway
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So I'm in line at the grocery store and it is super long. This lady comes up with one gift card and asks me if she can go ahead. Sure w/e I don't care. I'm minding my own business, trying to keep SDN from crashing every time I try to open a PM and she gets real close and goes, "He's delaying the weeding, bet she's pissed". I look up (and IMMEDIATELY notice the BRIGHT orange lipstick that doesn't end at her lips and is smeared on her teeth) and ask "Who"
"Brad Pitt!!" She says.
"Umm. Oh"
She looks at me intently and says "I bet Angelina is so upset that he doesn't love her!"
I then proceed to have a conversation with her that, yes, people CAN in fact love each other without getting married. She then says that a woman is "ruined" down there when she has 8 kids. I try to tell her that I am SURE everything "down there" should be alright, no I don't think most men will leave if they love a woman for that. No I don't think men are as picky as they are made out to be. Yes I think Elizabeth Taylor is beautiful. Yes I think muscular women are attractive......... All the while with her asking " You think?!" And so much more.
The cashier told me I was the most patient person she had ever seen.

I think the personal space and orange lipstick were the worst parts.