After work today, I went for my first run in over a month (summer session biochem ate all of my time in July). Afterwards, I started stretching, the way I always do after runs. To get the back of my body, I bent over to get into downward facing dog pose, and my dog charged me

with 40 pounds body weight x pretty fast speed for a bulldog and she hit me squarely on the forehead. I'm pretty sure I have whiplash, and I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up tomorrow with a bruise on my face.
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Feel free to laugh. This whole thing is equally horrifying and hilarious.