What do you think a PS written by a troll would be like? I invite you to bring your humor and creativity into this humorous thread. I will start the PS off. Feel free to add one sentence or a few sentences. We'll see what we end up with!
A TROLL PS
It was a dark and stormy night when I decided that I must follow in my parents footsteps and become a physician. I could not, no, I would not, disappoint my parents. I want them to be proud of me. I feel I would make a good doctor because I like science, I like people, and most of all, I like money, and having lots of it. And a career in medicine will get me this along with a big house and some fancy cars and a sick yacht...Also I would probably bang hot girls on the reg. FO SHO.
One time while I was Ghost Riding the Whip, my friend came over and was all like, "Lets straight up West-Coast this bitch in herrrr". So we rolled my mothers minivan down to Compton and straight white jacket ghosted that 1996 Dodge Caravan. Then we got into a rap battle with someone who claimed to be the nephew of Dr. Dre, I went first
You guys candy like a dumb nutter butter
But I think it is butter to nutter
While you slangin them drugs
I be makin the chedda
When yo girl gets sick
and it burn when she pee
Just pick up the phone
and take her to me
I'll take care of yo hoes
when they be illin
so bring em on by
to get penicillin
(and the rap continued)
He had nothing to say, but as I celebrated my victory he began to tell his story a loud:
You think you had a hard life?
Well F*CK YOU, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my a** out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the ****** prick next store who was always beating the **** out of me and telling me I wasnt worth ****. Its not even like I had a choice, the town f*cking had something like 9 people living in it, I **** you not. My entire adolescence was moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didnt even want me.
You think thats the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Yeah they were f*cking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the f*ck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
