Animal Midwife

perpetually confused
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Jan 23, 2016
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Welcome to a brand new WW journey brought to you by me, @StayingPositive2017, @Melchizedek, and @kaydubs.

Win conditions
Villagers must achieve parity with wolves.
Wolves must get killed until only villagers remain.

Mechanics
Lynch close is 10PM EDT.
Night close is 10AM EDT.
Assume lynch is closed when majority is hit even if no mod is available.
Ties are resolved with one candidate dying by RNG.
Majority starts Day 2.
Wolf kills are mandatory.
No Lynch is prohibited.

Rules
1. You cannot self-lynch unless it puts you at majority.
2. Make at least 5 posts per cycle. Naked lynch votes don't count.
3. Everything may be edited but lynch votes.
4. Treat everyone with respect.
“You are extremely dumb.” :thumbdown:
“Your argument is extremely dumb.” :thumbup:
5. Spectators cannot post in game thread.
6. Dead cannot post anything in game thread but encouragement for their preferred team.
7. No screenshots.

Potential Useful Links

Roster
0. @Dr. ForgotToFlush
1. @SARdoghandler
2. @genny
3. @mypetmoose
4. @dolphin106258
6. @acanthuroidei
7. @Navilly
8. @cubsrule4e
9. @mizchiefmanaged
10. @Ms Procrastinator
11. @Barkley13
12. @grebes4lyfe
13. @PippyPony
14. @allieh8607
15. @Coopah
16. @WildZoo
17. @SportPonies
18. @Mad Jack
19. @FrostySparrow
 
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Animal Midwife

Animal Midwife

perpetually confused
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Jan 23, 2016
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Coopah

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So after having an in depth conversation with the mods and clarifying the rules, we don't want to lynch wolves, we want to reach parity. If we lynch all the wolves we lose and the wolves win but if the village reaches parity with the wolves the village wins.
 

PippyPony

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So after having an in depth conversation with the mods and clarifying the rules, we don't want to lynch wolves, we want to reach parity. If we lynch all the wolves we lose and the wolves win but if the village reaches parity with the wolves the village wins.
So basically we can be terrible at wolf hunting and it will help us win?
 

Coopah

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What's weird is everyone wants to be lynched in this game, the wolves want to die so they win and the villagers want to die so they reach parity
 

PippyPony

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It kinda feels like social commentary on the state of WW lol
 

PippyPony

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What's weird is everyone wants to be lynched in this game, the wolves want to die so they win and the villagers want to die so they reach parity
And some of us want to die so they can go on vacation in England next week without getting yelled at for being on their phones

Hint hint
 

WildZoo

Illegal in all 50, Unlynchable Wolf
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What's weird is everyone wants to be lynched in this game, the wolves want to die so they win and the villagers want to die so they reach parity
I may have mentioned this to the mods, but the design of the game goes against my morals. Very, very strongly. I might have to puke a little bit.
 

WildZoo

Illegal in all 50, Unlynchable Wolf
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And some of us want to die so they can go on vacation in England next week without getting yelled at for being on their phones

Hint hint
Here let me help you

lynch pip
 

PippyPony

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PippyPony

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WildZoo

Illegal in all 50, Unlynchable Wolf
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Can someone explain slowly to me who we’re supposed to be lynching rn because I’m confused
Lynch your village reads and hope for the best? :shrug:
 

Coopah

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I may have mentioned this to the mods, but the design of the game goes against my morals. Very, very strongly. I might have to puke a little bit.
You need to practice a little moral flexibility ;)
 

WildZoo

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grebes4lyfe

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Ms Procrastinator

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Ms Procrastinator

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Nov 28, 2017
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2,217
What I perceive as Hell.
Status
Pre-Medical

Ms Procrastinator

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Nov 28, 2017
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PippyPony

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Villagers are trying to lynch villagers. Wolves want to die
Not exactly. Villagers want to die by any means possible. Wolves want to get lynched, as it sounds like that is the only way they can die.
 

Ms Procrastinator

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Right. So I unlynched myself since you can’t self vote, and voted for barks because she’s always village. Not seeing how that makes me a wolf?
You can self lynch under certain circumstances.
 
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PippyPony

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So if I have 10 votes I can self lynch to majority and die?
On day 2 you can. Good luck getting to majority by doubling down on this, though
 

StayingPositive2017

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Official "My, How the Tables Have Turned" D1 Lynch Tally

Barks (2) - Coop, Cubs
Pips (1) - WZ
Cubs (0) -
MPM (1) - Miz
Miz (1) - Grebes

Voting: 5/19
Lynch Deadline: 6/22 at 10 PM Eastern (~32 hrs)



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PippyPony

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Lynch allie
 

StayingPositive2017

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Official "My, How the Tables Have Turned" D1 Lynch Tally

Barks (2) - Coop, Cubs
Pips (1) - WZ
Cubs (0) -
MPM (1) - Miz
Miz (1) - Grebes
Allieh (1) - Pips

Voting: 6/19
Lynch Deadline: 6/22 at 10 PM Eastern (~32 hrs)

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PippyPony

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Ms Procrastinator

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