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A dental friend of mine sent me these Dangerfield quotes . I thought I would share them and "lighten up" this forum a bit. 😉
I hope this makes some people smile, I am the Smilemaker after all 🙂
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave me one with four cavities."
"My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms."
"My dentist's breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings."

I hope this makes some people smile, I am the Smilemaker after all 🙂
"I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie."
"I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave me one with four cavities."
"My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms."
"My dentist's breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings."
