(Here's one for all you fans of Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail)(modified):
Hey, Rowerman! I burst my pimples at you and call your "Get a life" comment a silly thing! You tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms! You don't frighten me, English pig-dog! ---Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Rowerman! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!