Sask. Lunch Buddies reqd. Apply within...

So anyway, I'm going to Saskatchewan
for an interview on the 6th of April. Who's
staying for lunch?

I am looking for a lunch buddy. Here are the
details:

Your qualifications:
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- ability to keep food in mouth and off clothes
- ability to pretend to bei interested in my jokes
that have no point and take forever to tell.

Compensation:
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- In appreciation for you being my lunch buddy,
I will share my sandwich with you. I hope you
like tuna.

Miscellaneous:
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- Only one Lunch Buddy (or two, in the case of
equally qualified applicants) will be selected.
- Competition will be fierce, so pull no punches
in your description of why you'd make the
perfect lunch buddy.

Let the games begin!