The prof was something of a goofball, and he took the "absent-minded nutty professor" stereotype to new heights (for instance, the guy somehow managed to oversleep the class on a scheduled exam day - and the class was at 3 in the afternoon!) At the end of the semester the entire grading for the class ultimately was based on two "essays" (really stream of consciousness abstractions) we had randomly turned in, and nobody knew anything about their final grade until it was posted in the school's computers. I think everybody got an A as a prize for having to deal with the guy.
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Yeah, i had one of those too...unfortunately it was Anatomy and the prof was an Ob/Gyn from PCOM
First day: missed class...didn't realize that our school still goes to school on a holiday.
Second day: entire day going over syllabus. Nice when you are in highschool, but I'm a nerd and like to jump right into Chapter 2 or 3 in the first five minutes
Generally, she would read the content off the ppt. Granted, it's anatomy...how do you teach it?, but it was a little sad considering it was A&Physiology. I was really hoping that it would include lots of medical aspects and perspectives of the material....very little
🙁. It appeared as though she would give the same lectures to nursing students, who generally was exposed to more material. I could not tell if her "boldfaced items are what we have to know for the test" applied to us as well as her RN students.
So, then a little later in the course, we had lab practical review after hours for 2 students. Again, me being me, I pop in to learn more. She was in our microbiology/anatomy room and it had the smell of a lab. She masked the smell with a candle. She also brought her little dog in, who was happily walking all over the lab benches. During the review with the other students, the dog started to get a little antsy.
So she tossed her dog a (real!) skeleton's rib! As we were reviewing the condyles and epicondyles, etc,
I'd glance over and see the dog feverishly chewing the articulating facets off of the rib. Literally, I could hear Crunch, crunch, snap, crunch, crunch. "Oh, that's okay. We have lots of them!"
SO, onto lecture a few days later. She added slide animations into one of the lectures. Unfortunately, she picked the wrong one. LOL...this still cracks me up...it was the animation that slides in from the bottom of the screen...but the one she picked didn't stop at the top...it kept going off the top of the screen. SO, she'd be reading
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE from the 12 lines of text on the slide of heavy technical terms, but end up not reading the last 3 lines or so in time as it disappeared off the top of the screen. She'd then stop, click back, then forward again. It would scroll again, and she'd read the last lines as it continued up the screen the second pass...taking about 15 seconds until the text on the bottom rolled up so you could see it!
🤣. This happened on the two days that she gave the ppt lecture
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The Monday of the last week before break, she said that the next exam would be on Friday (the two class periods away and the same day as my Organic exam). I never really followed the syllabus's exam dates (only part about being nerdish and a date book procrastinator in easy classes), so I'm stressing....I double-check the syllabus right as students start leaving the classroom. The exam was supposed to be the Friday after we got back. I check with the prof and say, "um...I think the date is wrong". She doesn't really say anything to say that she is wrong, but just says that we'll have a review on Wed. Eh, that's okay.
So, on Wednesday, we all show up, a little nervous about the test. But she doesn't. After 50 minutes (class period) of no-show, we all head off to our next class
On Friday, everyone semi-prepares for the test. Not all of the students show up, and most not on time. Unfortunately, she doesn't show up either...I guess no test...
Off on break, then back..first day back: no show
I guess the school was worried because she wasn't responding to phone/email's, so they sent a police cruiser over to her house to see if she was okay. The daughter said that she was admitted to the hospital because of an endocrine imbalance...that's why she didn't get back to us. (Fortunately, she's okay from what we heard later on
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After about 1.5 weeks of missed classes, another prof from our dept took over. Um...first test average was ~ 50%. I got a 78

and was either #1 or #2 in the class at that point and did about the same level of prep as normal and got ~ #1/#2 grade on the test...eeep!!