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Ahhh. Didn't think SDN could do that
 
Ya know, call out gingers and whatnot.
 
I guess I am just wanting to know what color to dye my hair when I go to interviews.
 
My Results:

"Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:"

-I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
-Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
-Your chances are meh.
-You need way way more experience.
-Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

I guess I should drop out now and ask my parents for my barn job back :laugh:
 
Stb1473 said:
My Results:

"Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:"

-I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
-Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
-Your chances are meh.
-You need way way more experience.
-Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

I guess I should drop out now and ask my parents for my barn job back :laugh:
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I got those minus "Your chances are meh" and plus "Special snowflake status detected" 🤣
 
"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things."

"You would be more successful running a dog walking service."

"Consider opening a doggy daycare instead."


What killed me was when it asked how many friends you had IRL. "Your mother doesn't count"
 
OMG I did this this morning for fun, and got a stupid answer and didn't even realize it was a joke... I'm slow.

lhmhtd said:
It has hair color options like "ginger" listed. Is it some kind of a joke?
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When I said I was blonde, it said something like "that's not the hair color of 95% of applicants, please select your natural hair color."

rockatiel said:
"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things."

"You would be more successful running a dog walking service."

"Consider opening a doggy daycare instead."


What killed me was when it asked how many friends you had IRL. "Your mother doesn't count"
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Mine said:
Your SDN forum score is
93
Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:

"Consider applying to medical school instead"

"I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."

"Your chances are meh."

"Working for a pet grooming service can be just as rewarding as becoming a veterinarian and also more realistic for you."
 
"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider applying to medical school instead."

"Special snowflake status detected."

"Your chances are meh."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."
 
I just did it for fun after reading this thread. The "how seriously do you take your academic performance section" was hilarious.
 
I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
Special snowflake status detected.
Your chances are meh.
Take a few years to gain experience before applying.

How many different responses are there?
 
"General Understanding of Numerics for New Exceptional Recruits." Ha. :laugh:
 
Oh, this was hilarious 🤣. I hope SDN archives it so people can play with it later.

Let's see... my score was 17. I was told I need more experience, I'm better off cleaning stables, and told to do pet grooming/dog daycare/vet technician. At least I'm not a special snowflake :laugh:
 
DVMDream said:
Yes!

Woot! I got special snowflake status! 😀

Also, it won't take old GRE scores. I had to make up a random GRE score because I don't understand the new GRE grading. :yeahright:
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It won't take a new GRE score either. I had to give it for 1 section...
 
For number of hours spent doing extracurriculars per week, one of the options is more hours than there are in a week.:roflcopter:

Also, I don't sit in the loser seats! 😡 I obviously drag chairs over to make my own row that's even firster than the first row.
 
I'm pretty sure it asks for new scores no matter what you input. After all, it's calculating how much of a loser you are, so the (presumably good) scores you imputed first are obviously too high.

All of the med school ones I saw told me I should go to a Caribbean school (although I got the same questions, sadly). Anyone else try for other professional schools?
 
vetmedhead said:
For number of hours spent doing extracurriculars per week, one of the options is more hours than there are in a week.:roflcopter:

Also, I don't sit in the loser seats! 😡 I obviously drag chairs over to make my own row that's even firster than the first row.
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I picked the loser seat. I heard that seat came with snacks:laugh::laugh:
 
DVMDream said:
I think I finally put 160 in there and it accepted that. My 610 was "too high to be a real GRE score"
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Yeah I tried my composite 316 and it said too high, but then it took 159, which was half the score.
 
Zensing said:
I'm pretty sure it asks for new scores no matter what you input. After all, it's calculating how much of a loser you are, so the (presumably good) scores you imputed first are obviously too high.

All of the med school ones I saw told me I should go to a Caribbean school (although I got the same questions, sadly). Anyone else try for other professional schools?
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I tried the med school one and got:

"If you had any shot, you kind of killed it"

"Maybe you should become a chiropractor instead"

"I hear NPs can do everything doctors can. You should think about nursing school"

"give up all hope"

:laugh:
 
I gave it my average GRE percentage
 
"Based on our data, any amount of "W"s result in no acceptances. Please reselect before continuing." :laugh:

I got a 93, woo!

"Special snowflake status detected."

"Working for a pet grooming service can be just as rewarding as becoming a veterinarian and also more realistic for you."

"Your chances are meh."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."

"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

I've always wanted to be a special snowflake! Mission accomplished.
 
I wanna be a special snowflake 😳
 
I got a score of 98! Of course, I also reported that I have served in 17 3rd world countries. 😀
 
"number of children helped" :laugh: And yeah the GRE part didn't work with my composite score, only when I put one section's score...

Your SDN forum score is
15
Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:
Take a few years to gain experience before applying.

Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.

Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

Special snowflake status detected.

Your chances are meh.
 
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