Greetings, fellow fairgoers - my name is beans, and I would be honored to serve as your new mayor!
I know times have been hard for us since Mr. Harlan retired and that our fair doesn't feel quite the same, but I believe that I can carry us into a new and prosperous...week or two!
I have exactly *checks notes* one game's worth of experience...which in the eyes of some may not be a lot...but, you know, sometimes new, young blood is what you need!
If you elect me mayor, I promise to hunt down anyone who threatens to disturb the peace (looking at you wolves), to attempt to figure out the art of memes, and to lower the price of funnel cakes and deep fried Oreos! We all know we're paying way too much for those...