September 12 or November 6?

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What day should I get my pubes waxed? I mean, for optimum coverage and effect? Any past residents care to chime in? Thanks in advance! You guys are the best!
 
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Hmmm, I would think tweezers would be better for 3 hairs than waxing...

Yeah, but what if we have more than three? At a quick glance I'd say there's more than 12 but less than 434. But don't quote me on that. You know the game when you were a kid and if you guessed closest to the number of jellybeans in the jar, it was yours to keep? I never won that game.
 
Yeah, but what if we have more than three? At a quick glance I'd say there's more than 12 but less than 434. But don't quote me on that. You know the game when you were a kid and if you guessed closest to the number of jellybeans in the jar, it was yours to keep? I never won that game.

I'll bet you can find someone on craigslist to help you count.
 
No, they've eliminated the pubic hair counting section. A real heartbreaker, to be sure. Despite this potential setback, I'd sure appreciate your thoughts on the best day for hair removal, whether it be tweezed or ripped via wax.
 
No, they've eliminated the pubic hair counting section. A real heartbreaker, to be sure. Despite this potential setback, I'd sure appreciate your thoughts on the best day for hair removal, whether it be tweezed or ripped via wax.

Yeah, I guess your initial question was never appropriately addressed. Sorry about that. As far as a D-day is concerned, I would choose the day that your hair-removal person is scheduled to use the Lady Krusty Mustache Remover. I swear by it, and I'm a dude!
 
Yeah, I guess your initial question was never appropriately addressed. Sorry about that. As far as a D-day is concerned, I would choose the day that your hair-removal person is scheduled to use the Lady Krusty Mustache Remover. I swear by it, and I'm a dude!

Bad news...just learned that the above mentioned device was recently outlawed in the state where I'll be interning. I guess I'll have to resort to my old depubing ways, which entail my drinking a large quantity of home-made wine before retiring to a darkened room where I first weep for several hours while staring at old pictures of Gary Coleman in an adorable clown outfit then proceeding with the extraction process. I just thought I might have the chance for once to get pampered, but alas it has proven too complicated.
 
Bad news...just learned that the above mentioned device was recently outlawed in the state where I'll be interning. I guess I'll have to resort to my old depubing ways, which entail my drinking a large quantity of home-made wine before retiring to a darkened room where I first weep for several hours while staring at old pictures of Gary Coleman in an adorable clown outfit then proceeding with the extraction process. I just thought I might have the chance for once to get pampered, but alas it has proven too complicated.

OK, in all seriousness, that post had me laughing outloud. RIP, Gary.
 
Sore eye, get it lasered. More expensive to start with but cheaper in the long run. And you won't get the bumps that waxing may give you. Ha!
 
Sore eye, get it lasered. More expensive to start with but cheaper in the long run. And you won't get the bumps that waxing may give you. Ha!


I have a scrotal laser, but i no longer have a scrotum, if you catch my meaning. apparently, you're not supposed to use the 'annihilation' setting...

let's just say i'm not emotionally ready to dip back into the wacky world of optical weiner grooming.