So I got a piece of Chipotle steak caught in my esophagus.

[WVUPharm2007]

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I had to get scoped so they could manually extract it.

They gave me propofol. Apparently, as soon as they gave it to me, I started rambling about how great of a man Boutros-Boutros Ghali is and accused all of the nurses and anesthesiologist of being white supremacists that were trying to assassinate him. So I screamed out "V FOR VICTORY" and started swinging at them and my IV line infiltrated. They redid my IV and started the white rabbit again. They scoped me, ganked the beef steak (didn't let me keep it, I got pictures, though). Then when I woke up, I started rambling about existentialism and accused my wife of being a robot. Then I demanded to be taken to Wegmans and get some birthday cake ice cream. Which my wife obliged. Being that I literally ate nothing all day thanks to the FIRST BITE of my burrito bowl being an dingus, I down the entire damn tub.

I can see why Michael Jackson abused the stuff. Sounds like one hell of a time if you can twilight yourself just right...

 

[Jibby321]

Lol

 

[WVUPharm2007]

 

[rph3664]

WVU, what drugs are you on and where can I get some? j/k

 

[KARM12]

Amazing. We haven't had a good story from you in a while... car fire, living in a shack, Oreo O's...

 

[rxlea]

Amazing. We haven't had a good story from you in a while... car fire, living in a shack, Oreo O's...

The living in a shack was the best.

 

[Sparda29]

Man, I've had some weird anesthesia stuff happen too. When I had my knee surgery, apparently I started repeating the name of this girl I had a crush on. So later on when I woke up, my orthopedic surgeon goes, "so who is this ____ , you kept saying her name". I went red like crazy since she was one of my sister's best friends and my sister was there in the recovery room.

 

[npage148]

When I got conscious sedation for my wisdom teeth I spent my last moments of consciousness criticizing the surgeon's choice of Valium vs Versed.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

When I woke up from my recent surgery I was very angry and told the patient in the next curtain to Shut The **** Up. In my defense, he was being EXTREMELY annoying.

 

[StellargalS]

When I got conscious sedation for my wisdom teeth I spent my last moments of consciousness criticizing the surgeon's choice of Valium vs Versed.

That is awesome.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

Oh yeah and at my last C-section my BP dropped a lot and the anesthesiologist (knowing I was a pharmacist) told me he wouldn't give me anything for it unless I correctly identified what he was going to give me. Which I did.

 

[MountainPharmD]

Don't drink the water and you should be fine!

 

[njac]

When I got my wisdom teeth out I negotiated my versed dose.

And made him show me the syringe so I knew I wasn't getting shorted.

As soon as he pushed it I started thanking him profusely. Then the fentanyl, and I remember nothing until I was crying because they couldn't show me my teeth.

There was apparently propofol and ketamine, too.

Best day of my life.

 

[BenJammin]

I need to fine tune my negotiating skills because when my wisdom teeth were pulled, all I got was laughing gas at one triazolam tablet. I told the doc it wasn't enough but nooooooooooooooo

 

[spacecowgirl]

Propofol + midazolam = happy nappy time. I told the anesthetist I usually make someone buy me dinner before I let them see me with no pants on (major abdominal surgery). They must hear crazy/funny stuff all day long.

 

[xiphoid2010]

damn, don't have any smart remarks to post. The first time I just remember asking the nurses why they haven't done the procedure yet. They looked at me like I'm stupid and said it's done. Wow! The second time, the anesthesiologist actually told me he's gonna push versed before he did it, and I remember saying to my wife "hey, I can feel it coming on". Then nothing.