Since stereotypes are there to be made fun of and since I'm doing a surgical clerkship with people that enjoy jokes I am curious to hear your best:
- What do you call two orthopedic surgeon's looking at an EKG?
A double blind study
- What do you do when you find a dead anesthesiologist in the hallway?
Put a cup of coffee next to him so it looks like he died on the job
- How do you call the surgical drape separating the anesthesiologist from the surgeon?
The blood-brain barrier
(disclaimer, these jokes where made by orthopedic surgeon's and anesthesiologist's respectively)
- What do you call two orthopedic surgeon's looking at an EKG?
A double blind study
- What do you do when you find a dead anesthesiologist in the hallway?
Put a cup of coffee next to him so it looks like he died on the job
- How do you call the surgical drape separating the anesthesiologist from the surgeon?
The blood-brain barrier
(disclaimer, these jokes where made by orthopedic surgeon's and anesthesiologist's respectively)
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