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It's not the sharp end that worries us; it's the dullness at the other end.Scalpels are really sharp you guys.
It's not the sharp end that worries us; it's the dullness at the other end.Scalpels are really sharp you guys.
Five doctors went on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist. After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shotgun but didn't shoot because he wasn't sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasn't sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didn't shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that's a duck, but does the duck know it's a duck?" The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, "Go see if that was a duck."
Why do they put nails in coffins?
To stop the oncologist from giving another round of chemo.
this sucks
He's either an MS-0 or a just starting MS-1. He still has the clutching of pearls moment when he deems certain jokes to be unprofessional. He just had his white coat ceremony after all.You misspelled, "is hilarious."
Q. Who do you call for a dermatologic emergency?
A. The Burn Surgeon.
Psst...that's not a joke. That's who u actually call.Q. Who do you call for a dermatologic emergency?
A. The Burn Surgeon.
This actually isn't a joke. This is what really happens, assuming the hospital has a burn unit. I mean, I realize all jokes need a kernel of truth to be funny, but this one is just flat out true.
Psst...that's not a joke. That's who u actually call.
I like it to poke fun at dermatology.
You're not getting it. A joke is if it doesn't happen in real life. It's like if you said:I like it to poke fun at dermatology.
You're not getting it. A joke is if it doesn't happen in real life. It's like if you said:
Q. Who do you call for a trauma?
A. The Orthopedic doc.
It's not funny, bc it happens in real life. There is no actual punchline.
Wait. That wasn't funny.
Sorry.
Sure, but this wasn't an example of you doing that successfully.
You're not getting it. A joke is if it doesn't happen in real life. It's like if you said:
Q. Who do you call for a trauma?
A. The Orthopedic doc.
It's not funny, bc it happens in real life. There is no actual punchline.
DermViser
(pssst.... thats the whole joke)
In a life or death situation, when things really matter, you don't call the dermatologist. That's whats in between the lines that your inherent bias prevents you from seeing/admitting.
Humor takes all forms, there's more than one right way to do it.
Humor indeed takes many forms. I encourage you to find one of them.
Ohhh snap! Someone got burned. (don't bother calling the dermatologist though)
Ohhh snap! Someone got burned. (don't bother calling the dermatologist though)
You don't get it (not surprised). I am more than happy to laugh at Derm jokes that poke fun at Derm in all aspects, including lifestyle, and there are tons of them. The reason that your joke fell flat (except with a circlejerk laugh from an MS-0), is that something like a burn many times involves surgery getting involved. THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.In a life or death situation, when things really matter, you don't call the dermatologist. That's whats in between the lines that your inherent bias prevents you from seeing/admitting. Stop singling me out on this forum over the most mundane and irrelevant things, you pedant. Humor takes all forms, there's more than one right way to do it. Now get over yourself and dermabrate this rash on my thigh. Thanks.
You realize none of us can read that right?So, exactly where is the line in this thread?
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You realize none of us can read that right?
You don't get it (not surprised). I am more than happy to laugh at Derm jokes that poke fun at Derm in all aspects, including lifestyle, and there are tons of them. The reason that your joke fell flat (except with a circlejerk laugh from an MS-0), is that something like a burn many times involves surgery getting involved. THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
That's why your joke sucked. If you're going to make a joke about lifestyle, then do so, as I find those funny too. Right now, the only place where your joke was actually funny are the neurons in your own head (and the MS-0).
Never mind. Understanding what the words "joke" and "punchline" are, is apparently above your paygrade.TL;DR - because this is over a passing joke, you gigantic tool. By all means, feel free to continue wasting your time with long messages directed at me - they are met by blind eyes.
I'll post it for you since it's a little difficult to see. Credit to you, of course for posting.http://doccartoon.blogspot.com/2012/07/medical-specialties-algorithm-reboot.html
I think this flow chart may help any MS-4 whose unsure about which specialty to pursue.
Thank you very much.I'll post it for you since it's a little difficult to see. Credit to you, of course for posting.
I'll post it for you since it's a little difficult to see. Credit to you, of course for posting.