Speciality jokes

[starstarie]

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Funny how accurate these flow charts coincide with what I want to do... haha attitude? doesnt matter! 😀

 

[neusu]

1) Knock Knock
2) Who's there?
1) Uncle
2) Uncle who?
1) Uncle herniation!

 

[sinombre]

1) Knock Knock
2) Who's there?
1) Uncle
2) Uncle who?
1) Uncle herniation!

It took me a while to realize the relevancy of this joke delivered in "knock knock" form.

 

[DermViser]

It took me a while to realize the relevancy of this joke delivered in "knock knock" form.

Me too. I was like What? Then I said it real fast again and again, and finally got it.

 

[Brain Bucket]

You realize none of us can read that right?

Haha. Yeah. I can't be bothered to edit it. I figured if someone was interested they'd just image search it.

Also, holla at my ants!

Sent from my phone. No, I wont tell you which one.

 

[graviton]

If medical specialty were a Game of Thrones character: http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/05/medical-specialty/

 

[DrBodacious]

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three, one to screw in the light bulb, and two to say, "dude, you're huge."

 

[Siggy]

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three, one to screw in the light bulb, and two to say, "dude, your huge."

Wrong... the light would never be replaced and a consult for urology would be needed due to a misunderstanding of the verb "screw."

 

[loris]

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[RJGOP]

It took me a while to realize the relevancy of this joke delivered in "knock knock" form.

Yes, it was quite clever.

 

[DermViser]

huh. i know this chart is just a joke, but people who dont work hard are apparently the smartest.

I think "hardworking" is referring to the specialty itself day-to-day, not actually work ethic in med school.