So, there are 33 states in the US that will give me a license to practice medicine after just 1 year of GME. This is incredibly liberating to me; it takes off so much of the pressure of matching into dermatology. I have checked off all the little cookie-cutter boxes they want from me: high step 1 score, research, Honors, etc. I will give this cycle my very best effort. But, if I fail to match derm, I will not lose a SINGLE wink of sleep over it. I will just complete my preliminary medicine / transitional year and hang out my shingle in one of those 33 states. Cash only. I may even fly to Turkey before internship year to learn hair transplantation. The best part is no one can stop me, and I am beholden to no one with this route.
Inb4 "wahhhhh, b-b-b-but you didn't suffer through a soul-crushing 5-year general surgery residency. It's not fair!!11 You don't deserve to be a surgeon!!" Tough luck, kiddo. No such credentialing is needed. And no, my patients won't care at all. I'm a highly effective salesman and know how to FUD my competition in a cut-throat market (i.e. "Psshhh..Honey, 5 years of butts and guts won't teach you the artistry of hair restoration" ). Oh, and LOTS of BOTOX®...Lots and lots of BOTOX®. I will undercut every dermatologist and plastic surgeon in the state if I have to. The Rothschilds will make me an honorary family member. Again, all of this is just my PLAN B. I would still much prefer to be a dermatologist.
Anyone have similar plans?