well in an attempt to bring a little laughter into your premed lives, i have a little funny story here. attention to moderators: THERE ARE NO EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IN THIS JOKE.
but if you don't find crude jokes funny, i suggest you refrain from reading the following. sorry for the choppiness, it's a forwarded email.
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "you don't know Jack
> Schitt!"
>
> Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can respond in an
intellectual
> way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer
> magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt, Inc. They
had
> one son Jack.
>
> In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children : Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Bull
> Schitt,
> and
> the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Despite her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high
> school drop out.
>
> After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorce.
> Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living
> with them she wanted to keep her previous name, she became known as
Noe
> Schitt
> Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son
with a
> rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
>
> Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
> inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens
> brothers
> in a
> dual ceremony.
>
> The wedding announcement in the local newspaper announced the
Schitt -
> Happens nuptials.
> The Schitt - Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and recently returned from
Italy
> with his new Italian bride Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can
correct them.
> your sincerely,
> Crock O Schitt.