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Advice for Pre-Meds

Here is a little something for first year students or those wishing to enter.
It was originally published under another name. Hope this helps.

Dont ask me but somehow I received your message about Medical School. I am
just starting my 3rd year clerkships as a medical student at LSU in New
Orleans, LA. There are a few things I would like to tell you before you start
medical school....and, of course, these are only my opinions and may not
represent the opinions of anyone else in this entire world....so take it with
a grain of salt.

01 - Everyone, including my doctor, told me to get the hell out of medicine
before I got in.
02 - I busted my ass in high school, college, etc...to get to med school.
03 - Once in medical school, what you did to get you there no longer matters.
04 - Be prepared to study....then study somemore, and then a little more...
and then be prepared to not do well on the test.
05 - Be prepared to accept the reality that you may be an idiot (this came
as a shock to me).
06 - Be thankful that everyone else in your class is also an idiot and no
one expects you to know everything all at once, and for every test.
07 - Realize that getting ahead in med school means making lots of
friends ... those who step on toes to get to the top are quickly
shunned by the rest of the class. This is very bad since people
tend to get a hold of old tests, helpful hints, book
recommendations, etc..that will be of great benefit to you. If you
are the smartest person in the class...dont try to show off and be
cocky. There will be plenty of opportunities for people to
undermine you if they decide they dont like your attitude. In
short, have fun, be nice....make sure you are likable to a large
number of people.
08 - No one can go through medical school 8 times, so dont be such a "pal"
that you end up doing extra work (typing a review sheet, for
example) for your friends while they are out having a good time.
09 - For me, the first year was NOT the hardest. This is b/c I was used
to busting my ass to get into medical school that I never slowed
down. For some, it is the "wake up call" if you never studied in
college.
10 - The second year IS the hardest, its survival of the fittest. They
want you to know everything about everything, and some more in
between. People quit after every exam.
11 - Once thru your second year, the rest is cheesecake. You dress like
a doctor, work like a doctor, and hopefully start acting like a
doctor.
12 - Once thru your second year, you realize the first 2 were bull**** and
you know nothing and can't remember the rest.
13 - Its relatively easy to PASS medical school, it requires more
dedication than genius to get a High Pass, and a mixture of both to
Honor.
14 - Remember that P=MD (meaning that if you PASS you will become a
doctor). Also, remember that P is not equal to ENT, SURGERY,
OBGYN, DERMATOLOGY, etc...so basically, everyone who graduates is a
doctor, but not everyone who graduates is the doctor they may want
to be.
15 - In the middle of the second year, they could not pay you enough to
be a doctor.
16 - In the middle of the second year, you cant afford to quit b/c you now
have a huge loan to pay back.
17 - The best years of your life are while you are in medical school.
18 - The worst years of your life are while you are in medical school.
19 - Dating in medical school is close to impossible. If you can find
someone who understands your language, your schedule, your attitude,
your financial situation...marry them first, ask questions later.
20 - Sleeping/eating right become luxuries in medical school.
21 - Noone will ever understand your schedule or what the hell you are
doing (eg why you have to study 2 weeks before a test).
22 - You will have to study 2 weeks for a test.
23 - You will have to learn to budget your time wisely if you want to ever
have a life. Same goes for your money.
24 - Some people go out every night and do exceptionally well in medical
school...if this is you...great. If this is not you...Sorry.
25 - Some people bust their ass every day and fail medical school...hope this
is not you.
26 - The person who finds the best balance between study, social, family,
friends, entertainment will make the best of medical school.
27 - The ass who always aces every test and never studies is everyone in
medical school BUT you.
28 - The fact that you can dissect a rat in college has no bearing on your
performance in medical school.
29 - The fact that your favorite class in college is Biology is unique
b/c the smartest people in medical school today are NOT biology
majors and, in fact, have never taken such a class.
30 - The fact that you have taken such classes will help in the first year,
and give you more time for other things while your classmates are
"learning how to use the microscope".
31 - If a histology class is offered at your school, take it..take it
again...teach it...learn to love it. You can essentially SKIP your
medical school histology class if you know it well enough.
32 - You may have thought that all the BULL**** classes you took in high
school/college would come to an end when you got to medical
school ... sorry...they are still there.
33 - You wont believe the amount of information they want you to know.
34 - You wont believe the amount of information you can forget.
35 - Old tests can save your ass...they can also sink you if you just
memorize answers.
36 - You will have to rearrange your life, study habits, friendships
around being a student. No one will understand that you need to
study so much, for so long. I study at least 10 hours a day, every
day. I usually take a day off. Some people dont..thats just me.
I also am not at the top of my class. You have to find your
balance/grade tradeoff/relationship breaker time periods for
studying.
37 - Drugs are bad, dont do drugs. If you need help staying awake, you are
too tired to study..go to sleep.
38 - Your friends, collegues, will do drugs and make A's. Hopefully, life
will weed them out. Until then, be cool and realize that maybe
making C's is your maximum performance level.
39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc.
They can also be a drag (Come out with us, you can study tomorrow).
You need to have a long talk with these people if you do get into
medical school.
40 - To the rest of the world, you are not a doctor until you graduate the
4th year. To your family, you are a doctor two weeks before you
start your first year. If ever asked any medical questions, follow
your answer with a disclaimer (....but I would go to your doctor if
you are worried about it because I don't really know). Be careful
what you say, because people are listening.
41 - Never listen to a previous medical students advice on medical school.
They have been run though the meat grinder and couldnt think of
putting anyone else thru such torture. They tend to leave out the
good stuff like parties, good friends, fun memories, their first
patient contact, someone calling you DOC, getting to wear a white
coat, and knowing what the hell is going on during ER.

In summary, if you are not sure you want to be a doctor...be very sure you want
to be a doctor before you come to medical school. That bull**** about "helping
people" will get you nowhere your first 2 years. We are all in medical school
because we want to "help people" but this alone will not get you an MD. You need
to be dedicated to yourself, your studies, your talents, and your life as a whole
just to get thru the first 2 years. Any outside pressures you have will burst
while you are in school so be prepared to handle that before you get here. We
are not special in any way, we are not geniuses, but, we are willing to work
hard...and that, my friend, is what will make you successful in medical school.


Good Luck.

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If there's one thing people love to do... it's to complain.
 
I liked the last line. I wish more people thought of students in medschool as hard workers instead of stuck up geniuses. anyone ever get the rolling eyes when you tell someone you're trying to get into medschool? Some people automatically assume we think we're smarter than everyone else when we set high goals.

We are not special in any way, we are not geniuses, but, we are willing to work hard...and that, my friend, is what will make you successful in medical school.
 
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This was my favorite line:

Hermit MMood said:
39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc.

:laugh:
 
I thought the post was great.

I'm printing it out :)
 
Ahhh, nice to know I wasn't the only person laughing out loud at that one!

"39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc."

Mmmm, yummy kitty!
 
i liked the lines: 05 - Be prepared to accept the reality that you may be an idiot (this came
as a shock to me).
06 - Be thankful that everyone else in your class is also an idiot and no
one expects you to know everything all at once, and for every test.

is there any truth to 31 - If a histology class is offered at your school, take it..take it
again...teach it...learn to love it. You can essentially SKIP your
medical school histology class if you know it well enough.?
 
PineappleGirl said:
Ahhh, nice to know I wasn't the only person laughing out loud at that one!

"39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc."

Mmmm, yummy kitty!

lol I also laughed when I read that!
 
Hermit MMood said:
i liked the lines: 05 - Be prepared to accept the reality that you may be an idiot (this came
as a shock to me).
06 - Be thankful that everyone else in your class is also an idiot and no
one expects you to know everything all at once, and for every test.

is there any truth to 31 - If a histology class is offered at your school, take it..take it
again...teach it...learn to love it. You can essentially SKIP your
medical school histology class if you know it well enough.?

Most schools will let you test out of certain subjects. I'm not sure if he meant actually testing out of it or just already knowing it so well that you don't have to study much. But the first piece of advice my uncle gave me when he found out I'm going to med school was, "Don't test out of biochemistry. That was the biggest mistake I made." Personally I could probably exempt immunology because of grad work, but I'm not going to because I really think I need to learn it from a med school perspective.
 
Hermit MMood said:
08 - No one can go through medical school 8 times, so dont be such a "pal" that you end up doing extra work (typing a review sheet, for example) for your friends while they are out having a good time.


26 - The person who finds the best balance between study, social, family,
friends, entertainment will make the best of medical school.



39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc.
They can also be a drag (Come out with us, you can study tomorrow).
You need to have a long talk with these people if you do get into
medical school.


funny... :thumbup:
 
D-Rob said:
I liked the last line. I wish more people thought of students in medschool as hard workers instead of stuck up geniuses. anyone ever get the rolling eyes when you tell someone you're trying to get into medschool? Some people automatically assume we think we're smarter than everyone else when we set high goals.

A doc I know said medical school isn't mentally difficult, it is an endurance challenge and that's what makes it hard...

From what I've read/heard I tend to agree.
 
PineappleGirl said:
Ahhh, nice to know I wasn't the only person laughing out loud at that one!

"39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc."

Mmmm, yummy kitty!
No, no, you're reading this all wrong. Friends are for fun, family is for eating, and pets are for etc. It's all about good clean bestial cannibalistic fun with friends.
 
LabMonster said:
A doc I know said medical school isn't mentally difficult, it is an endurance challenge and that's what makes it hard...

From what I've read/heard I tend to agree.

That's what my dad has told me too. Though I don't know how much I would trust him as he told me not to take General Biology because Med Schools "Don't really care."

Sometimes I think he went to Med School in the dark ages.
 
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liverotcod said:
No, no, you're reading this all wrong. Friends are for fun, family is for eating, and pets are for etc. It's all about good clean bestial cannibalistic fun with friends.

Yeah, after I analyzed this pearl of wisdom a little more I came to see that. :D

Even more disturbing! :eek:
 
LabMonster said:
A doc I know said medical school isn't mentally difficult, it is an endurance challenge and that's what makes it hard...

From what I've read/heard I tend to agree.

My family doc says the same thing. He also says he doesn't understand people going into medicine because it's intellectually challenging.
 
I love the line about 'marry them now, questions later' :) :)
:laugh: :laugh:
 
drama queen
the sky is falling
boo hoo

These phases come to mind as I read the post
 
PineappleGirl said:
Ahhh, nice to know I wasn't the only person laughing out loud at that one!

"39 - Dont neglect friends/family/pets - they are good for fun/meals/etc."

Mmmm, yummy kitty!

Especially funny here in WI because they are debating if there should be a feral cat hunt!!! Mmmm....
 
Pinkertinkle said:
If there's one thing people love to do... it's to complain.
and there's lots of it. I've talked to plenty of M1s and M2s who are in no such dire circumstances.
 
Badger150 said:
Especially funny here in WI because they are debating if there should be a feral cat hunt!!! Mmmm....
I read about that and keep imagining the little critters tied across the hoods of pickup trucks like prize 12 point bucks. ;)

Just don't PO Mr. Bigglesworth.
 
it's comic relief/somewhat serious, tone people tone!
 
jpro said:
drama queen
the sky is falling
boo hoo

These phases come to mind as I read the post
I didn't think that he was complaining at all. I think that this is a very accruate description for most people. Med school is very hard (for most) and I've felt everything that he's talked about. I didn't feel like it was a sob story. When you get to medical school, everyone is smart except you. People seriously study for exams 2-3 weeks prior, 10 hours a day. The political, emotional, and social comments were all right on, imho.

As for histo, the class sucks and no one likes it, so if you can take it, get it over with and make it easy in med school. I say don't test out of any classes, but retake them for review (they are taught because they are on the boards). 1) you'll get a good grade in that class and 2) less stress and more time for that semester.
 
it's pretty funny when he's blunt about how med. school isn't about "saving people"

That bull**** about "helping
people" will get you nowhere your first 2 years.
 
i like number 40 because since my first year of college my friends have been saying "vik, you're a doctor, i have this rash/headache/stomach ache/bruise..." i usually answer, "uhhh i'll let you know in 5 years."
 
I laughed at the pets/meals thing, too, but this also caught my eye:
38 - Your friends, collegues, will do drugs and make A's. Hopefully, life
will weed them out. Until then, be cool and realize that maybe
making C's is your maximum performance level.

Or maybe it's just funny to me . . .
 
the mere thought of #25 is scary
 
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