I know this isn't where this thread was intended to go, but I simply can not resist.
"I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like, cost-prohibitive."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004
Well shucks, I sure am glad I decided to go into psychology and don't have to worry about all those extras like science and stuff.

At least he has a clear picture of what he hopes to accomplish during his presidency though:
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
Everytime, GW, everytime...
