Its crazy how many of you are talking trash on patients and you aren't even in medical school yet... You sure this is the profession for you?
I have been in EMS for going on ten years, started as a volunteer EMT and worked my way to where I am now doing flight paramedicine. Just as in anything in life, you will run into patients who are just full of dumb, either they don't know better, or they just have a skewed view of reality. In the moment I take care of them, they get my full, undivided attention and complete compassion. Once I have dropped them off, their brand of stupid is fair game for me and my partner. I have spent years working out of ditches and gutters, not once did I ever not provide the best possible care for my patient, but the only way to work in health care without losing your mind is being able to find a decompression valve. Just because we poke fun at the stuff patients say or do, does not mean that we in any way do not provide for their well-being. And if you think this trait is unique to SDN, you are going to have a very rough awakening once you hit the healthcare field.
Reminds me of a patient I had a few years back:
[3am on a saturday, this is my 16th call of the day, an engine, ambulance and two PD cars show up for the call]
me: "What seems to be the problem tonight ma'am"
her: "I stubbed my toe against the door trying to go get some water from the kitchen, I think it might be broken."
her husband: "We want to get it looked at by a doctor"
[In my head I am thinking about asking if he broke his feet too]
me: "Why don't you just take her yourself and save the money for the ambulance trip, I don't mind taking her, but there isn't really anything I can do."
him: "We need her to be seen immediately, we don't want to wait around a bunch of sick people"
me: "Even if we take her, if there are more critical patients, you'll get put in the waiting area"
him: "That's not true at all, just take her"
[Load her on the stretcher, transport to their preferred facility. Only an extra 10 minutes.]
Triage nurse: We are backed up with traumas and OD's, take her to the waiting room.
[Start wheeling the lady towards the waiting area and she starts screaming that I am violating her rights, and trying to abduct her]
me: "Ma'am, please calm down, they are very busy here and they don't have any beds available"
her: "Well, **** you, take me to a different hospital."
me: "I can't do that, I need to clear up and go back in service for other patients, let me help you off the stretcher."
At this point she starts thrashing around, trying to hit me, throwing anything within reach etc. The administrative supervisor, charge nurse, one of the attendings, and security all show up. Husband finally walks in, and starts adding to the fray, cursing at all of the staff, all while the lady is still on my stretcher. My supervisor calls and asks why I am still at destination, I explain, and he drives down to the hospital as well. The husband keeps demanding to speak to the hospital CEO, that he is some important lawyer and is going to ensure all of us lose our jobs and is going to sue us to kingdom come. Finally the police show up because the lady called them during all of this. After hearing the full story, they give the couple two options, get into a waiting room chair or go to jail. They continue to curse and carry on, but finally the lady gets off my stretcher. I get a signature and they storm off out the front door. Fast forward a few months later and I find out they are suing me for dereliction of duty, that I failed to properly care for the patient etc etc. We gather all of the security footage, my chart etc and go to a hearing before the judge, our company lawyers had filed for a summary dismissal of the lawsuit. He hears all of the testimony and promptly throws out the case.
You can bet this story has been told many times over the years and mr. bigshot lawyer and his wife have been the butt end of many a joke. Yes it was my patient, but she exhibited such a level of dumb that it surpassed all expectations. How else are you supposed to deal with that but laugh about it afterwards?
I go into overnights like, "I'm gon' eat super healthy tonight."
Fast forward six hours later and I'm eating a sub sandwhich, muscle milk, cheetos, MnMs, and a raisin cookie.
And/Or eating the donuts left over from the morning shift.