See y'all at John Hopkins, UCSF, Washington U, Harvard, Stanford, and Yale.... 'cause I need to be going to all of those schools... clearly. I have some crazy good ECs: Former President of the USA, CEO of 15 different companies, volunteered 18,000 hours, and received the Nobel Peace prize. I got my Pre-med degree at Harvard and my PhD at Yale in Public health... all by age 12. For the past four years I have done research on how to stop cancer and have a viable cure. I have published over 100 papers in Nature. I have been a successful Lawyer and have volunteered at the supreme court winning all the cases. I will be applying at age 16.
Wish me luck! I have an A- in advanced theoretical physics and am worried I will not be able to get in to any of my schools! Should I be worried and just apply to DO schools instead? My MCAT score is perfect. Does that show humanness? Should I just go Caribbean?
COUGH...