1. "I'm leaving to go on vacation in an hour. I just got this medication a week ago. Can you call my insurance right now?" Yeah you and 5 other people wait until the last possible second to do this sh*t. 2. "15 minute wait? That long? It's just birth control." When it's done in 5 minutes, let that b*tch wait out the full 15 minutes before you tell her its ready. 3. "I need refills. I don't know the names of my medications." 4. us: "It's too soon to fill. You just got a 90 day supply 2 weeks ago from another pharmacy. " them:" oh you mean i have to wait to get it? I have a new prescription though" fu*cking morons 5. "I'm in the system. I can't wait, I gotta go" as they through the prescription at us and run out the door. of course they've never been here before. they come back an hour later, them: "what do you mean it's not ready?" us: "you've never been here before." them: "this isn't rite aid?" us: "no it's cvs" 6. them: "this is my insurance " (handing a united health care card to us) us: "this has no RX benefits" them: "it's the only card that they gave me, i may have medco can you call them"....i call medco, after name and DOB search patient cannot be found, i call united healthcare and and they tell me that they have caremark...i call caremark get card info...us: "you have caremark for RX benefits." them: "oh yeah i remember now" 7. us: "your medication is not covered by your insurance" them: "but i have a prescription, i don't understand" us:"no it's not that, just the medication your doctor wrote for is not covered, them: "why would the doctor write for something that's not covered, what an idiot"...do they have insurance 101 for these as*holes? 8. us: "you're medication is not in stock, we can order it for tomorrow" them: "but i need it right now." us: "i can't to locate it at another store, i'm sorry, it's not a common medication." them: "i can't stand this place, well what do i do i need it now!" (the prescription was dated 2 months ago) 9."hello, can i speak to the pharmacist." tech: "he's on the phone right now, he may be a little while". them: "i'll wait"..10 min later... tech: "sorry he's taking awhile with the insurance,would you like him to call you back?" them: "no i''ll wait"... i get on the phone 10 minutes later...them: "i've been holding for so long!!!" me: "i apologize, how can i help you?" them: "i need a refill" 10. No we do not handle prescriptions for x-rays, ct-scans, bone density scans, etc. etc.... AND WHAT'S THE #1 QUESTION THEY NEVER TAUGHT YOU THAT YOU WOULD BE ASKED AS A PHARMACIST IN PHARMACY SCHOOL: CAN I PAY FOR THIS HERE?