This is a dumb thread. I'll bite and share based on my and my closer friends' interview opinions as well as attending opinions. Because ranks are submitted and I have nothing to do.
West: UCSF, Stanford, Colorado, OHSU (big surprise to many of us...but we should have known better)
Midwest: Wisconsin, Northwestern, UChicago, Michigan, WashU (I hated St. Louis)
East: Hopkins, MGH, Brigham, NYU, Cornell. Columbia and Pitt seemed weak on interview day. No amount of Dr. Oz will convince me otherwise (biggest eye roll of the season).
South: Duke, UNC, Emory, UAB, Vandy, UTSW. Baylor seemed weak on interview day
I have talked to a bajillion surgeons on my journey through interview season and this is what they all consider to be "top tier" programs. Each has its own unique set of pros and cons. Very few if any are perfect. You just have to pick which cons you can live with.