u world while drunk? i will let u know how it goes

[sd1984]

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just an experiment to see if my mark goes up or down i will post results, btw i am compltely obliterated, and yes i am an excellent typist

 

[Saladin MD]

I think it would be more impressive if when you become an attending you perform surgery drunk.

 

[sd1984]

I think it would be more impressive if when you become an attending you perform surgery drunk.

LOL Salim, Im not sure if you are an IMG or not, but I would never put a life at risk. I was willing to put my uworld average at risk but then I passed out hugging my FA book, and a picture of Goljan. ahh the life i live. I will repost when I actually manage to get out again!

 

[Knicks]

LOL Salim, Im not sure if you are an IMG or not, but I would never put a life at risk. I was willing to put my uworld average at risk but then I passed out hugging my FA book, and a picture of Goljan. ahh the life i live. I will repost when I actually manage to get out again!

What the hell does that ([supposed to]) mean? 😕 🙄

 

[Saladin MD]

LOL Salim, Im not sure if you are an IMG or not, but I would never put a life at risk. I was willing to put my uworld average at risk but then I passed out hugging my FA book, and a picture of Goljan. ahh the life i live. I will repost when I actually manage to get out again!

First off my name is not Salim, but Saladin.

Second off, what do you mean by the bolded part? That sounds pretty ignorant to me.

Thirdly, yes I am an IMG. So what? The school I go to is excellent and the top in my country of origin.

 

[dbhvt]

First off my name is not Salim, but Saladin.

Second off, what do you mean by the bolded part? That sounds pretty ignorant to me.

Thirdly, yes I am an IMG. So what? The school I go to is excellent and the top in my country of origin.

hah, i don't know what he meant, but I think ignorant is the wrong word 😉 (that is, he thought you were an IMG, and yes, you are an IMG).

 

[Steiner]

He said he's drunk, I wouldn't be too upset about things not making sense or getting names wrong.

 

[AllUpOnYoMama]

Im not sure if you are an IMG or not, but I would never put a life at risk. I was willing to put my uworld average at risk but then I passed out hugging my FA book, and a picture of Goljan. ahh the life i live.

This is a stupid thread. You passed out and woke up naked with a picture of Goljan and some lube?

 

[Saladin MD]

hah, i don't know what he meant, but I think ignorant is the wrong word 😉 (that is, he thought you were an IMG, and yes, you are an IMG).

No, it is the correct word. A person who thinks that all IMGs are inferior--or that all programs outside of America are inferior--is ignorant. I am simply reading between the lines of what he said. As for your criticism of the word I chose, even if it was incorrect (which it was not), there is no reason to be a pedant about it. 🙂

 

[Captopril]

No, it is the correct word. A person who thinks that all IMGs are inferior--or that all programs outside of America are inferior--is ignorant. I am simply reading between the lines of what he said. As for your criticism of the word I chose, even if it was incorrect (which it was not), there is no reason to be a pedant about it. 🙂

I'm an IMG, but I am a better clinician than all USMGs and IMGs combined. I've diagnosed the common cold a record seven times in one day. I know how to use a nasal speculum three different ways, and I am skilled in the art of hangnail repair.

In fact, when I apply for the match, I expect to be made program director after a 2 week orientation period.

 

[dbhvt]

No, it is the correct word. A person who thinks that all IMGs are inferior--or that all programs outside of America are inferior--is ignorant. I am simply reading between the lines of what he said. As for your criticism of the word I chose, even if it was incorrect (which it was not), there is no reason to be a pedant about it. 🙂

a little touchy, are we?
it was funny, which is why I posted, not because I'm the usage police.

 

[Saladin MD]

a little touchy, are we?
it was funny, which is why I posted, not because I'm the usage police.

Cool.

 

[nadk9f]

This is a stupid thread. You passed out and woke up naked with a picture of Goljan and some lube?

I don't know about you guys, but that happens to me at least 3 times a week. Caspasases.

 

[greg1184]

Once upon a time
there were three Billy Goats called Gruff.
In the winter they lived in a barn in the valley.
When spring came they longed to travel
up to the mountains to eat the lush sweet grass.
On their way to the mountains
the three Billy Goats Gruff had to cross a rushing river.
But there was only one bridge across it,
made of wooden planks.
And underneath the bridge
there lived a terrible, ugly, one-eyed troll.
Nobody was allowed to cross the bridge
without the troll's permission
and nobody ever got permission.
He always ate them up.
The smallest Billy Goat Gruff was first to reach the bridge. Trippity-trop, trippity-trop
went his little hooves as he trotted
over the wooden planks.

Ting-tang, ting-tang went the little bell round his neck.
" Who's that trotting over my bridge ? "
Growled the troll from under the bridge.
"Billy Goat Gruff," squeaked the smallest goat
in his little voice.
"I'm only going up to the mountain
to eat the sweet spring grass."
"Oh no, you're not!" said the troll.
"I'm going to eat you for breakfast!"
" Oh no, please Mr. Troll, " pleaded the goat.
" I'm only the smallest Billy Goat Gruff.
I'm much too tiny for you to eat,
and I wouldn't taste very good.
Why don't you wait for my brother,
the second Billy Goat Gruff ?
He's much bigger than me
and would be much more tasty. "
The troll did not want to waste his time on a little goat if there was a bigger and better one to eat.
"All right, you can cross my bridge," he grunted.
"Go and get fatter on the mountain
and I'll eat you on your way back!"
So the smallest Billy Goat Gruff
skipped across to the other side.

The troll did not have to wait long
for the second Billy Goat Gruff.
Clip-clop, clip-clop went his hooves
as he clattered over the wooden planks.

Ding-dong, ding-dong went the bell around his neck.
"Who's that clattering across my bridge?"
screamed the troll,
suddenly appearing from under the planks.
" Billy Goat Gruff, " said the second goat in his middle-sized voice.
"I'm going up to the mountain
to eat the lovely spring grass."
"Oh no you're not!" said the troll.
"I'm going to eat you for breakfast."
" Oh, no, please, " said the second goat.
" I may be bigger than the first Billy Goat Gruff,
but I'm much smaller than my brother,
the third Billy Goat Gruff.
Why don't you wait for him?
He would be much more of a meal than me. "
The troll was getting very hungry,
but he did not want to waste his appetite
on a middle-sized goat
if there was an even bigger one to come.
" All right, you can cross my bridge," he rumbled.
" Go and get fatter on the mountain
and I'll eat you on your way back ! "
So the middle-sized Billy Goat Gruff scampered across to the other side.

The troll did not have to wait long
for the third Billy Goat Gruff.
Tromp-tramp, tromp-tramp went his hooves
as he stomped across the wooden planks.
Bong-bang, bong-bang went the big bell round his neck.
" Who's that stomping over my bridge?" roared the troll, resting his chin on his hands.
" Billy Goat Gruff, " said the third goat in a deep voice.
" I'm going up to the mountain
to eat the lush spring grass. "
" Oh no you're not, " said the troll
as he clambered up on to the bridge.
" I'm going to eat you for breakfast ! "
" That's what you think, "
said the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff.

Then he lowered his horns, galloped along the bridge
and butted the ugly troll.
Up, up, up went the troll into the air...
then down, down, down into the rushing river below.
He disappeared below the swirling waters,
and was gone.
So much for his breakfast,
thought the biggest Billy Goat Gruff.
" Now what about mine ! "
And he walked in triumph over the bridge
to join his two brothers on the mountain pastures.
From then on everyone could cross the bridge whenever they liked -

 

[ENThopeful]

just an experiment to see if my mark goes up or down i will post results, btw i am compltely obliterated, and yes i am an excellent typist

am i the only one mildly curious to see what he got? might tell us a little something about the nature of the boards...