He's coming from West Virginia. He practically needs a passport to enter the Republic of California, we'd probably quarantine him for a week, too.![]()
They let me in even though I lived in WV for a whole 1 year and 18 days!!
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He's coming from West Virginia. He practically needs a passport to enter the Republic of California, we'd probably quarantine him for a week, too.![]()
I am from the podiatry board but I happen to saw this out of curiosity and I have got to say this has to be one of the funniest threads ever. hyundai. siberian winter in texas. lmao
did you ever go to California for a vacation? if you think Texas is funny (which I'm guessing you went to) then California is an entire league of its own in terms of weirdness (I am longtime CA resident)
good stuff
Portland? But why?
Ok...so...Iceland. Where to begin. Iceland is so ****ing weird. Part 1.
So I get off the plane. Icelandic border control is FANTASTIC. These two women are in a booth. You just get in line. One looks at you, another stamps you. They asked zero questions. ZERO. If you remotely look like the person in the photo, you're good. They said not a single word. It was hand passport over -->look at picture--->slide it to other lady---> stamp ---> slide back to you through other little window hole. It couldn't have been more than like 4 seconds. The ENTIRE PLANE was through in about 8 minutes. I've had Homeland Security people at the US/Canada border take 3 minutes on just me.
They are some trusting people.
So we go through the duty free store, get the bags, go to the "rental pickup area." Apparently, only one company is allowed to set up shop in terminal and they charge like twice as much as everyone off site. So what you see are a ****ton of ragtag locals renting out cars. There was a dude with a torn off piece of cardboard with a dude's name on it and "Econocab Keflavik" written overtop of it. I thought I was in Bulgaria or some ****. But thankfully, that was the most trifling thing I saw the entire trip. My shuttle driver was a 100lbs blonde haired teenage girl who wasn't even considering helping us with our luggage. But that's fine. We went and got this Renault Megane. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to turn it on with the weird keycard thing they got going on. It had no power. None. I think I could have gotten out and ran faster than this thing merging onto the highway. But I'll be damned if it doesn't get what had to be like 50-60 MPG. I used like 5 gallons of gas the entire week.
Then what. I got in at 5AM and I couldn't get into the condo until 2PM, so I wasted some time downtown walking the town. I don't even know how to properly describe this town. There are cats everywhere. They just roam. People feed them. But I stumbled upon this weird park filled with statues. Check this **** out:
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Yes, that's a guy sucking the milk out of a cow. Apparently, its the creation story in the Nordic myths. Yeah, don't ask me. It is what it is.
But one thing that just sticks out is that they LOVE graffiti. They actively encourage the youth to tag the town up. Some of it is pretty good, some is lame and in broken english.
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...and its ALL OVER town. There must be 200 murals like the above around. Hell, maybe more. Its really a part of their urban culture.
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I'll add more later.
Hope you get a chance to eat some hakarl
So let's talk about driving in Iceland. Thankfully, the Iceland travel bureau released one of my all-time favorite videos ever about the subject. This is seriously a must watch:
I love their sense of humor.
And Elfis wasn't lying. The weather effing changes every 15 minutes. And the gravel roads come out of nowhere. And livestock is everywhere.
But I'll tell you what he doesn't tell you.
A) ICELANDERS ARE THE MOST ALOOF DRIVERS EVER. They make Boston and New Jersey drivers look like driving school instructors. I damn near got run off the road 4 times in a week by someone just merging into my lane on the highways around Reykjavik. They really don't consider the thought that other drivers exist. They REALLY suck at driving. Which brings me to the scariest thing on the planet...
B) These people LOVE their damned roundabouts and they aren't very good at them. Every intersection is a roundabout. All of them. You'll be on a highway outside of Reykjavik and instead of an exit ramp, they throw roundabouts at you. Its seriously ****ing weird. You have to slow down, go a half circle, get back up to highway speeds. Outside of the old downtown in Reykjavik that existed before cars did, its roundabout hell. Now, I know what you are thinking. We have a few roundabouts in my town, I know how they work, I'll be fine. NO. NO YOU WILL NOT. Because you aren't considering the above. These people do not give. a. ****. If you are in the circle, they will pull out in front of you like its nothing. And they don't use blinkers. Ever. I saw like 4 people use a turn signal while I was there. So when they abruptly turn into your lane while driving 6 yards ahead of you in the other lane, there is zero warning. Be vigilant and willing to jerk the car into the median or shoulder at a moment's notice.
C) Your US chip card doesn't work at the pump. (Minor point, but I thought I'd throw it in there.) You just walk in and pay.
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Minor comments:
Best burger: Roadhouse in Reykjavik.
Best hot dog: The little stand inside the 24 hr Hagkaup department store right outside Reykjavik. I hit that mug up a few times at 11PM and it was delicious.
The nightlife scene is epic and goes until 6AM Fri and Sat nights.
They all like Bernie Sanders a lot and they will tell you to vote for him.
I've wanted to go to Iceland for a while. Now not sure with all this crazy stuff about driving there.
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