At the Science Museum, I defeated probability. There is this exhibit that is great for the ADD patient. It sucks up ping pong balls and drops them Plinko style into bins waiting below. The entire point is that because so many balls are being dropped, that a bell curve will form 99.9% of the time or some ****. HA.
**** you, probability.
Later on in the museum, they have this little video game thing where you control a dude on a magic carpet along a race track...I really didn't get the point...or the educational value...but they were stupid enough to leave a keyboard with the Windows key on it. I left my mark.
For those that want to further deface the thing, it's the one on the right...under the accessories folder in the start menu...
I went to some random mall in Plano. Waaaay better than that pretentious ass Galleria bull****. They even had a goofy golf course with black lights. The only problem is that the clubs were like 2 feet long. My stance involved standing off of the course and doing a quasi-split thing.
I need to petition Dave & Buster's to put this on their doors.
As found in Norma's Cafe in Addison.
The wifey is sick this morning.
So I went and got Taco Bueno 'cause its down the street from my hotel. Way better than Taco Bell.
It's "only" 65 degrees. There are people walking around with jackets and hoodies on.
People in Texas are *******.
There's an Aldi's convention going on in my hotel. I got on an elevator with one of the attendees that had a plastic bag with "Aldi" written on it. I looked at the bag, looked at her, and I sez to her, "Did they make you pay 10 cents for that bag?" As soon as I finished the sentence, the little sound dinged for my floor, the door opened, and I walked off...I hear her busting up laughing behind me. I need a drummer with a snare and a highhat to follow me around...
