Viewed my sperm cells for the first time :P

[MediCynical]

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You mean THE misc? We talking bout THE misc?

You aware, brah?

Aware

 

[Holy Frans]

You should transfect them with cmv-GFP and watch them under the scope X )

 

[chman]

I'm not referring to the where, I'm talking about the how. For the record, I'm not trying to bump heads with you, let's not resort to flinging insults at each other.

Who's flinging insults? Certainly not me. Just pointing something out dude, relax.

 

[chman]

He's just following in the great footsteps of Anton van Leeuwenhoek, the amateur scientist who is considered the "father of microbiology." He studied the spermatozoa as well. It's not easy. The work is long and hard.

Now we're just taking this too far.

 

[bold text]

Who's flinging insults? Certainly not me. Just pointing something out dude, relax.

I wasn't being serious. I was having fun, fun with puns. Hence the bumping heads and flinging. In hindsight, squirting would have made more sense.

 

[garyinthehouse]

This thread will hit 10 pages in a couple of days at this rate....👍

 

[marble30]

This thread will hit 10 pages in a couple of days at this rate....👍

That or it'll get locked. 🙁

 

[chman]

I wasn't being serious. I was having fun, fun with puns. Hence the bumping heads and flinging. In hindsight, squirting would have made more sense.

. I'm a bit slow today I guess. Either that, or I had a pun overload form this thread.

 

[Momentum70]

Our first year we all got assigned microscopes that we took anywhere we wanted and kept at home to look at slides. I wonder how many guys in class did this? Even better how many girls, as they would have to work for their samples.

 

[MediCynical]

Our first year we all got assigned microscopes that we took anywhere we wanted and kept at home to look at slides. I wonder how many guys in class did this? Even better how many girls, as they would have to work for their samples.

I'd love to see the look on the guy's face as his girl pulls out a slide in the heat of the moment.. "no, go here!"

 

[bold text]

I'd love to see the look on the guy's face as his girl pulls out a slide in the heat of the moment.. "no, go here!"

I don't think her "pulling the slide out" will be the reason he is making the face.

EDIT: That sentence sounds really weird. I hated English 101, my professor always wondered why I never came.

 

[Mbeas]

EDIT: That sentence sounds really weird. I hated English 101, my professor always wondered why I never came.

no pun intended?

 

[Tarabara]

I don't think her "pulling the slide out" will be the reason he is making the face.

EDIT: That sentence sounds really weird. I hated English 101, my professor always wondered why I never came.

you crack me up bold text 😛

man im wishing i had my own microscope now haha

 

[niblet]

OP, what exactly is the aim of this thread?

 

[Suncrusher]

. I'm a bit slow today I guess. Either that, or I had a pun overload form this thread.

So what you're saying is that his pun went over your head?

 

[MexicanDr]

You are just a cool Dude 👍

 

[whoop]

You should tell the ADCOMs all about your microscopic findings.

 

[Poliscidoc]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[bold text]

Pics or it didn't happen

There are entire websites for this.

 

[LizzyM]

Pics or it didn't happen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnEsOaKxuw

 

[45408]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnEsOaKxuw

Lively little fellow there.

 

[Fakesmile]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvnEsOaKxuw

Was the video slightly fast-forwarded? Mine weren't that fast! 😕 (or it may just be that grass always looks greener on the other side)

 

[bold text]

Was the video slightly fast-forwarded? Mine weren't that fast! 😕 (or it may just be that grass always looks greener on the other side)

You said it was morning, they were probably still sleepy.

 

[Kaustikos]

There are entire websites for this.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Kaustikos]

You said it was morning, they were probably still sleepy.

👍

 

[Chemdude]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgWEA6sM0LI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

 

[ronaldo23]

is this real life

 

[Ischemic]

how the hell did this thread get 100+ posts?

 

[avatarftw]

a

 

[niblet]

how the hell did this thread get 100+ posts?

Beats me.

 

[bold text]

I just spent 30 mins trying to squeeze out a good pun. My pun gun stopped working, I'm shooting blanks. 🙁

 

[lostking243]

I just spent 30 mins trying to squeeze out a good pun. My pun gun stopped working, I'm shooting blanks. 🙁

 

[MCsoundt]

Ah yes, reminds me of MY first wet lab experience 🙄

 

[blaithnaid]

I like where this thread has gone.

 

[marble30]

Yeah, it's certainly coming along.

 

[Mbeas]

Beats me.

I see what you did there

 

[riceman04]

Maybe he was wondering why he does not have any baby momma's yet!

He's merely being scientific and trying to do some personal investigation followed by a little personal life coaching..."come on you little guys...you can do it!...repeat after me: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

...all that followed by a little imagery:

and: "Well I be dun seen about everythang when I see an elephant fly"..."If dumbo can do it, then so can you guys...come on guys"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOcVkofa1AU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[riceman04]

Our first year we all got assigned microscopes that we took anywhere we wanted and kept at home to look at slides. I wonder how many guys in class did this? Even better how many girls, as they would have to work for their samples.

🤣🤣😆

that's horrible

 

[chman]

Yeah, it's certainly coming along.

👍

 

[UNMorBUST]

Classic.

 

[byurazorhog]

Wow I've laughed so hard just reading people's comments. I work in a physiology lab so we don't have any microscope. I'd love to try this myself if I had one to use in private. Anyway, I hope the OP took care to clean the lens and viewing platform afterwards.

 

[bold text]

I just want to urge you guys to be careful around fireworks, they are not toys.
Trust me, you don't want them to explode in your face. I got a little too close when one exploded today and some of it got in my eyes and mouth. (I was in awe, so my mouth was naturally open.) It stings your eyes really bad and it tastes even worst so be careful out there. Well I'm off to watch some fireworks over the Gulf of Mexico, its going to be THE BOMB!! Happy Independence Day!

 

[Mbeas]

I just want to urge you guys to be careful around fireworks, they are not toys.
Trust me, you don't want them to explode in your face. I got a little too close when one exploded today and some of it got in my eyes and mouth. (I was in awe, so my mouth was naturally open.) It stings your eyes really bad and it tastes even worst so be careful out there. Well I'm off to watch some fireworks over the Gulf of Mexico, its going to be THE BOMB!! Happy Independence Day!

dude you have had a field day with this thread...its hilarious though!

 

[chman]

I just want to urge you guys to be careful around fireworks, they are not toys.
Trust me, you don't want them to explode in your face. I got a little too close when one exploded today and some of it got in my eyes and mouth. (I was in awe, so my mouth was naturally open.) It stings your eyes really bad and it tastes even worst so be careful out there. Well I'm off to watch some fireworks over the Gulf of Mexico, its going to be THE BOMB!! Happy Independence Day!

I wonder if all of that oil in the water will ignite anything. Hopefully not.

 

[Mbeas]

I wonder if all of that oil in the water will ignite anything. Hopefully not.

What oil? 😕 I thought they cleaned that up already....

 

[ChemistWiz]

Maybe he was wondering why he does not have any baby momma's yet!

He's merely being scientific and trying to do some personal investigation followed by a little personal life coaching..."come on you little guys...you can do it!...repeat after me: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

...all that followed by a little imagery:

and: "Well I be dun seen about everythang when I see an elephant fly"..."If dumbo can do it, then so can you guys...come on guys"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOcVkofa1AU[/YOUTUBE]

What makes you assume he has a little engine?

 

[riceman04]

What makes you assume he has a little engine?

?😕

 

[Chemdude]

What makes you assume he has a little engine?

Dude, it's better for fakesmile to have a small engine in this case. The smaller the better. It's easier to hide during the "experimental setup".

Random Person: Fakesmile, wtf are you doing?!!!

Fakesmile: Uhhhh, nothing, I'm just rubbing this slide on my belly button.

 

[FuturaDocta]

Microscopes and curiosity really do work hand in hand.

Before cable and the internet, microscopes were the scientists theme park. I mean, look at some of the greatest experiments. Who would have thought that a blender and viruses could come up with such great results.

 

[ChemistWiz]

Dude, it's better for fakesmile to have a small engine in this case. The smaller the better. It's easier to hide during the "experimental setup".

Random Person: Fakesmile, wtf are you doing?!!!

Fakesmile: Uhhhh, nothing, I'm just rubbing this slide on my belly button.

good point, I mean we don't want him to hurt his little head thinking up an excuse. I thinks its good he used his scientific mind to do research, it's good to see people squeezing out that hard work.