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I don't see. Jello is a gel, not a liquid. It might have a higher content of water than agar of petri dishes hence its friability, but uncut it is still semi-solid and yields to gentle pressure.yaah said:
All we have established is that jello is a more popular medium for wrestling than mud.
Stormjen may have to consider changing her ways.
AndyMilonakis said:
I'm not wearing pants.
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Jello is for good natured fights, mud is for fights between true enemies. If someone makes you eat Jello, it's not so bad. When they make you eat mud, it's just nasty. I think Jello is appropriate in this forum.
bananaface said:
There is also banana jello I believe.
yaah! Welcome Back.
Banana Jello sounds gross. *wrinkles nose*
Banana Jello sounds gross. *wrinkles nose*
Skin care is an essential factor to consider, and I cannot imagine how [scorn]JELLO [/scorn] could possibly improve the appearance of one's skin upon rolling around in it. The only mediums I will consider for my official wrassling (and that IS how it's spelled) matches are the following:
1) mud: for the moisture content and ability to coat and stick to the surface
2) oil: both cleanses away fat-soluble skin contaminants and acts as barrior to protect from loss of natural skin moisture
3) sand: excellent medium for sloughing off dead skin cells
Note there is no mention of [scorn] JELLO[/scorn], which would provide little benefit other than a slight moisturizing effect AND by nature of its physical characteristics would slide right off the skin, thus providing minimal dramatic effect.
1) mud: for the moisture content and ability to coat and stick to the surface
2) oil: both cleanses away fat-soluble skin contaminants and acts as barrior to protect from loss of natural skin moisture
3) sand: excellent medium for sloughing off dead skin cells
Note there is no mention of [scorn] JELLO[/scorn], which would provide little benefit other than a slight moisturizing effect AND by nature of its physical characteristics would slide right off the skin, thus providing minimal dramatic effect.
Yes, but mud is gross.
What if the Jello was made with vodka? The alcohol could provide an astringent effect. 🙂
stormjen said:
I'm a problem solver. 🙂
I will pelt you with Jello cubes! 🙂bananaface said:
*splat*
*tackles deschutes and shoves jello cubes in her mouth*deschutes said:
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*stuffs jello down banana's back*bananaface said:
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dude we so did not need to know that.yaah said:
It's ok. I can reach back there to wash it off. You on the other hand will soon be too inebriated to get the Jello off. 🙂deschutes said:
Ptoooey!!bananaface said:
We used vodka to make the Jello!deschutes said:
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this is the most drawn out, longest jello wrassling fight i've ever witnessed. i take a few naps, wake up and it's still going on...
I can tell. I just spat it at you.bananaface said:
That's so gross! You will pay!!!deschutes said:
AndyMilonakis said:
Yeah I know. This jello is probably starting to turn.
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the jello itself is fermenting and is mixing with the vodkayaah said:
those two will be even more drunk soon
**backs slowly out of jello wrestling room**
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I'm staying. I have a hunch this wrassling bout is gonna get start getting good soon.yaah said:
Non-eating Jello was never meant to be in contact with mucosal membranes. I kept it clean 😛bananaface said:
*tosses Jello at yaah*yaah said:
It's time for a DOGPILE!!!
deschutes said:
I thought this was wrestling? Now it seems to be a jello throwing contest.
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seriously. i'm with ya 94.2% there.stormjen said:
With one exception, it was always a jello throwing contest from my end of things. I prefer the hands-off approach in combat.yaah said:
stormjen said:
You spoilsports 😡 I lay a huge honkin' chance to dogpile yaah at your feet, and you let it all go to waste!AndyMilonakis said:
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i don't wanna dogpile him thoughdeschutes said:
Figures. You were the key feature in our arsenal.
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Interesting. I was never aware of that. I thought my role was only that of spectator or referee.deschutes said:
C'mon...chop chop...the jello's melting and turning bad...finish this already!
deschutes said:
I live to fight another day.
You don't need Andy. I will be your key feature.deschutes said:
I am starting to think that the inhabitants are plotting a coup. There will be purges!
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Last time I checked, the moistened bint (aka lady of the lake) did not lob a scimitar in my general direction. Hence, I should not be in contention to be a mod. Plus, let's face it...after all the crap and shenanigans I pull off on these forums, nobody would ever considering making me a mod. So no worries. But my bonkstick is ready to rock so I can help quench any rebellions, coups, etc.yaah said:
AndyMilonakis said:
Thank you kind sir. You will be rewarded with much gold krugerand and the sexy wimmens I have at my disposal.
So, basically he gets nothing?yaah said:
bananaface said:
It's the thought that counts. I'm like the government. I promise things that won't happen but then I can blame someone else when they don't happen. I blame you. 🙂
You want me to nominate him?yaah said:
bananaface said:You want me to nominate him?
I think he would refuse. He serves the greater good this way!
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You have sidestepped my question! Get back into the line of fire!yaah said:
I do not wish to kill. I wish merely to flatten.yaah said:
I can take care of that. 😉deschutes said:I do not wish to kill. I wish merely to flatten.
My ally! What is the plan?bananaface said:
We can't post it here! We have to take him by surprise!deschutes said:
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