Welcome LET - Our Newest Assistant Mod for Pre-allo

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Congrats! I guess that means it's time for update letters!!! 🙄
 
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You have to do terrible things. Terrible, terrible things. I hear they gather all the worst personal statements submitted to people on the PS readers list and force mods-to-be to read them all. Twice. *creepy organ music*
 
Haha, I just read this thread. Congrats LET, even though I already told you on AIM!

I've been MIA for awhile because I've been doing interviews... I've actually been reading everything, but I haven't posted in awhile.

Well, if you ever need another mod, I'm around 🙂
 
This post just made a small aneurysm in my brain burst.

THANKS A LOT.

My work here is done.

Fair LET, she ruled with a benevolent fist for only one day, but before she died, she whispered in my ear "please...you are the only one who can carry on my legacy" so I will clearly be assuming her mantle of power.
 
Dear SDN Senior Mods,

All my life all I have ever dreamed of was becoming an SDN mod. I vow, that if granted the position of ass mod, I will withdraw my applications from all other forums and be the bestest mod sdn has ever seen. You will not regret your decision.

Please, pretty pretty please.....


Chubbychaser



(PS: I will perform sexual favors if need be.)
 
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Dear SDN Senior Mods,

All my life all I have ever dreamed of was becoming an SDN mod. I vow, that if granted the position of ass mod, I will withdraw my applications from all other forums and be the bestest mod sdn has ever seen. You will not regret your decision.

Please, pretty pretty please.....


Chubbychaser



(PS: I will perform sexual favors if need be.)

Ahem...what are the duties of an ass mod, anyway? Perhaps they go along with the sexual favors???
 
Ahem...what are the duties of an ass mod, anyway? Perhaps they go along with the sexual favors???

Finally! Someone who asks what the job entails instead of just saying, "Gimmee."

The initial duties involve washing and waxing every mod's car, polishing our badges, cleaning chicken coops, and turning compost piles. Get that part out of the way and prove your worthiness, and then we'll fill you in about the sexual favors aspect.

Better learn quickly because it looks sort of funny that Ass Mod is asking what one does. 😉
 
Finally! Someone who asks what the job entails instead of just saying, "Gimmee."

The initial duties involve washing and waxing every mod's car, polishing our badges, cleaning chicken coops, and turning compost piles. Get that part out of the way and prove your worthiness, and then we'll fill you in about the sexual favors aspect.

That all sounds amazing.


Better learn quickly because it looks sort of funny that Ass Mod is asking what one does. 😉

Not only do I look unprepared for the job, I seem averse to the mere thought of it!

Oh, and as long as it's not ass mod... 😉
 
I'm an ass mod and I don't even need to be recognized from it. I practice my duties all the time, I mean WHAT?!