Before you turn probationary into banned (assuming you are not a troll, if you are then 10/10) I am going to try and giving you some actual advice. There seems to be a bit of an age gap in the conversation. The way you are respond to things feels like you are trying very hard to act mature and be a grown up, but it's evident through these responses that the way you are reading and interpreting things is not really the way they are intended and leads a lot of people to be like wtf or just take people by surprise which is why you are getting a lot of hints indicating that people aren't really sure where you are coming from. I believe this is because you are younger, and still have to gain a little bit of experience of the humor/ back and forth banter that takes place often times in conversations. In your trying to be more mature and converse with intelligent people you are missing some very important social cues. More importantly, being educated from reading books, doesn't mean you are have the same social skills to match. What I am trying to say as nicely as possible is you need to work on your interactions with others and not take everything so personally or as an attack. I believe a lot of this will come with more experience and maturity in the coming years but in the mean time, I fear if you continue to post in the Medical Student Allopathic forum you are going to continue to receive a lot of "unecessary" flak and you may not understand why. I quote unecessary to highlight that you bring it upon yourself unecessarily, not because the people who are giving you the flack do so unwarranted.
I honestly think you would be better served posting on hSDN if you are in highschool or in the Pre-Allopathic forum so that you can get a better handle of the social dynamic. A better idea may even be to just take a break from the computer all together and relax and have a drink with friends and just enjoy life, especially with summer upon you (if you are in college). Sometimes people become wound up very tightly and so concentrated on academic studies that they forget to live a little and relax so they can enjoy life the way its meant to be enjoyed. Go out enjoy the sun, joke around, be lighthearted. Have confidence in yourself.