What Do Pharmacists Do? (Sarcastic/Joke Version)

[loo]

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Hmmmm.

I spend approximately 85% of my time on the phone talking to your insurance company when your irresponsible butt opens an Rx bottle over a sink, toilet, whatever and your medication falls in. No, THANK YOU for being demanding and bitchy! WTF?

Let 'er rip,folks!!! 😉

 

[alwaystired]

Hmmmm.

I spend approximately 85% of my time on the phone talking to your insurance company when your irresponsible butt opens an Rx bottle over a sink, toilet, whatever and your medication falls in. No, THANK YOU for being demanding and bitchy! WTF?

Let 'er rip,folks!!! 😉

Lady complaining about $10 copay....spend 1/2 hour on phone with insurance company so that the copay will be $5......lady pays with $10 bill. Just wanted to hand her the freaking $5 from my own pocket to avoid sitting on hold for 1/2 hour.

 

[loo]

I bet you didn't know, but I am an EXPERT at knowing what your copay is BEFORE I run the prescription through your insurance.

The graduate-level course I took in "Mind-Reading" really paid off well after graduating!

 

[baggywrinkle]

Hmm, what do pharmacists do....how about what they do not.

Not near enough to suit the owners.

Not fast enough to suit the customers

Not cheap enough to suit the third party folks

not legal enough to suit the inspectors

not thorough enough to suit the lawyers

not invisible enough to suit the practitioners

😀