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I chose enviromed, b/c I'm really interested in environmental medicine and/or health. 21 for my b-day. my avatar is of a hamster holding a mini rifle. he was just sooo cute I couldn't resist.
The name, well you know, "Once a Marine..." I also figured that motto has lifelong relevance.
Current avatar is me standing guard one lovely 2003 evening in Iraq.
My user name is my favorite character on any TV show.
I train hard and I live fast. I'm the one Papa didn't want you to know about. I'm from the South part of the village originally but Papa put me in charge of his Smurfem (our version of the seraglio) when I was only 59. That's where the smurflings come from. The smurfem's set apart from the village (which is located in the Weinerwald, for those unfamiliar) about a day's journey for a smurf. I looked after the ladies (Smurfette and Sassette were Garagmellian creations, not real Smurf women like the one depicted in my avatar) until I hit puberty. At that point, in the early aughts, Papa sent me to train with the US Army Rangers. When I came back, Papa was on his death bed thanks to a bit of arsenic (we thought it was cholera at first, but a little toxicology proved that arsenicosis was the culprit). Naturally, we suspected Gargamel. Before Papa died, I organized a small elite squad (including Nat, Handy, Minor and Farmer) to take out the G-man and his cat. We called the operation DS Pantheon and successfully neutralized our two highest value targets with a combination smurfigenuity and M249. When we returned to the village, Papa made his last request that I take over the Smurfem full-time in the capacity of stud and I've been there ever since.
Also, because of my exploits, I'm the namesake of the so-called 'smurf attack.'
I bow to your wawaness. How I miss Wawa, although I giggle when I say the name and people look at me like I'm absolutely insane. I miss wawa and the shoreI was feeling especially uncreative the day i created this account, so my username is my school e-mail address. My avatar is homage to the best conveniance store ever, Wawa. If you haven't tasted Wawa coffee, you haven't lived (and it's cheap too!). Oh and if you've ever been to southern NJ, you know Wawa because we literally have one on every corner. What am I going to do in Wawa free NYC next year? Convert to Starbucks?