What if they gave you a 50% bump on the MCAT for taking it drunk or high?

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Pshh....I'd take it turnt up. 😎
 
You should try it on the real one and let us know the results 😉

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuGEoLRyYtk[/YOUTUBE]
 
Thanks to state dependent memory, if you study while drunk/high, you'll do better on the test if you take it while drunk/high. However, during a test as long as the MCAT you'd need to top yourself off during the test several times. Luckily you can use the bathroom during the breaks. The only issue is that they pat you down whenever you enter the testing room, and you can't access your locker during the test, which could make sneaking in a fifth of Jack Daniels a bit of a challenge.

It's a shame the MCAT doesn't have a writing section anymore though. I'd love to see what the essays written by someone taking the test drunk/high would look like.
 
goodguygreg said:
Would you take it?

I probably would...

I just got back from studying angry that I could break 35 yet again, so I decided to smoke a joint with my roomie. He fell asleep, and I decided to take a verbal section high..
And scored a 15. I have failed to break 10... EVER.

Kinda makes me wanna smoke before... Haha.

Its probably because Im able to almost visually picture/experience whatever the passage is talking about. Then the questions seem so easy and straightforward.

Idk
.... Just interesting.
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Pics or it didn't happen 😉
 
OCDOCDOCD said:
Thanks to state dependent memory, if you study while drunk/high, you'll do better on the test if you take it while drunk/high. However, during a test as long as the MCAT you'd need to top yourself off during the test several times. Luckily you can use the bathroom during the breaks. The only issue is that they pat you down whenever you enter the testing room, and you can't access your locker during the test, which could make sneaking in a fifth of Jack Daniels a bit of a challenge.

It's a shame the MCAT doesn't have a writing section anymore though. I'd love to see what the essays written by someone taking the test drunk/high would look like.
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You can go in your locker during breaks, unless things have changed in the year and a half since I've taken it.
 
Bauman1535 said:
You can go in your locker during breaks, unless things have changed in the year and a half since I've taken it.
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Still true, you'd just have to put your whiskey in a water bottle and slur "it's tea" when you pull it out. 🙂 Or you could stick to vodka.
 
I slept great last night! I am definitely gonna experiment more tonight... You can also take edibles with you and eat them during breaks, can't you?

People surely take adderall before and during the test. And this is people who don't need it. What do you guys think about taking addys?
 
And a lot of people do poorly because of anxiety... A little bit of alcohol should fix that without impairing cognitive skills...
 
goodguygreg said:
I slept great last night! I am definitely gonna experiment more tonight... You can also take edibles with you and eat them during breaks, can't you?

People surely take adderall before and during the test. And this is people who don't need it. What do you guys think about taking addys?
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Yup, eddies are the way to go if you need THC. As for addys, I don't think they'd give you an edge during the test, just while studying for the test.
 
Then, everyone would do it, and whatever the new score is would become the average, so what's the point?
 
SoulinNeed said:
Then, everyone would do it, and whatever the new score is would become the average, so what's the point?
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Hahaha, I would loveee to see some of the pre-med people I know trying to get high and drunk every night in preparation for the real thing. 😀
 
Totally would, for a 50% bump. I took aamc3 after happy hour and got a 29...
 
Pregame. Eat before you go. Simple solution 🙂 OP I want to know if it helped w/PS and BS too or just Verbal!
 
For the record, doing either of these things before the test is a bad idea. I'm not sure how long the test is now without the writing section, but I'm assuming having stamina is still necessary to do well. I brought a Starbucks double shot that I stored in the locker, and drank it before BS. I actually think that really helped.
 
sinombre said:
For the record, doing either of these things before the test is a bad idea. I'm not sure how long the test is now without the writing section, but I'm assuming having stamina is still necessary to do well. I brought a Starbucks double shot that I stored in the locker, and drank it before BS. I actually think that really helped.
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I bet it did! I remember suffering burnout during BS
 
Twist: OP is still high and actually got a 15/40.
 
Do the med schools find out if you did this? I'm sure many schools would like it as well so they could put your app right in the trash and save time screening. Drop potheads and alcoholics right from the jump. Drunk isn't equal to all people anyway.
 
My philosophy study high, score high. Not too hard, a simple process indeed. I dunno some people need the 3 step method (study/test/score high) but the 2 step method's 40Q makes me happy :X
 
jr93 said:
Do the med schools find out if you did this? I'm sure many schools would like it as well so they could put your app right in the trash and save time screening. Drop potheads and alcoholics right from the jump. Drunk isn't equal to all people anyway.
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You're high right now, aren't you? :naughty:
 
jr93 said:
Do the med schools find out if you did this? I'm sure many schools would like it as well so they could put your app right in the trash and save time screening. Drop potheads and alcoholics right from the jump. Drunk isn't equal to all people anyway.
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only if they can smell the weed on the exam, but in the era of computerized exams I don't see this happening. Time to bring back paper exams!
 
sinombre said:
For the record, doing either of these things before the test is a bad idea. I'm not sure how long the test is now without the writing section, but I'm assuming having stamina is still necessary to do well. I brought a Starbucks double shot that I stored in the locker, and drank it before BS. I actually think that really helped.
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I'm doing that for sure!!

SourD21 said:
why would you take a verbal section when u were high
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Just to see if I would do better. I feel like smoking enhances the creative side of my brain and makes the terribly boring passages interesting. I was just curious to see how it would go if I were high.

jr93 said:
Do the med schools find out if you did this? I'm sure many schools would like it as well so they could put your app right in the trash and save time screening. Drop potheads and alcoholics right from the jump. Drunk isn't equal to all people anyway.
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Definitely highhh

chopes31 said:
As long as we're on the topic...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7kFIiw-eBc

Hilarious.
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LMAOO, reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo6EC3It-E
 
I would do this easily. I could get a 25 in my sleep, and that would blast me to a 37
 
goodguygreg said:
I'm doing that for sure!!



Just to see if I would do better. I feel like smoking enhances the creative side of my brain and makes the terribly boring passages interesting. I was just curious to see how it would go if I were high.



Definitely highhh



LMAOO, reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo6EC3It-E
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Hahaha, I love that one even more! I was going to post a Towlie clip, but they're difficult to find thanks to copyright.

So here's this random gem instead: [YOUTUBE]7LVPAJ1Juc4[/YOUTUBE]
 
goodguygreg said:
Would you take it?

I probably would...

I just got back from studying angry that I could break 35 yet again, so I decided to smoke a joint with my roomie. He fell asleep, and I decided to take a verbal section high..
And scored a 15. I have failed to break 10... EVER.

Kinda makes me wanna smoke before... Haha.

Its probably because Im able to almost visually picture/experience whatever the passage is talking about. Then the questions seem so easy and straightforward.

Idk
.... Just interesting.
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i do it all the time bro. but i wouldn't advise it for the real exam
 
jr93 said:
Do the med schools find out if you did this? I'm sure many schools would like it as well so they could put your app right in the trash and save time screening. Drop potheads and alcoholics right from the jump. Drunk isn't equal to all people anyway.
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yeah they know everything about you on test day. I heard its a red flag if you wear orange on test day *sarcasm*
 
mimelim said:
Obviously, I guess I would aim for a 60 then.
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nice
 
I think the passages would become too interesting. I wouldn't be able to get through all of them. That combined with the bad short term memory. How did you do it?
 
Considering most of those humanities passages sound like they were written by authors high on shrooms, i dont think it would be too difficult for a high test taker to understand them.
 
I wake n baked the morning of my ACT in high school and I did really, really well lol
 
goodguygreg said:
Would you take it?

I probably would...

I just got back from studying angry that I could break 35 yet again, so I decided to smoke a joint with my roomie. He fell asleep, and I decided to take a verbal section high..
And scored a 15. I have failed to break 10... EVER.

Kinda makes me wanna smoke before... Haha.

Its probably because Im able to almost visually picture/experience whatever the passage is talking about. Then the questions seem so easy and straightforward.

Idk
.... Just interesting.
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This actually isn't bull****. I remember taking a practice exam drunk and getting a 37 (got a 35 on the real thing)
 
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