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Woud you like to post and explain what a typical day of a premed student is like for you?
SitraAchra said:wake up, get outta bed, drag a comb across my head...
find my way downstairs and drink a cup, looking up, i noticed i was late
grab my coat, find my hat, make the bus in seconds flat
find my way upstairs and have a smoke, somebody spoke and i fall into a dream
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA
getunconcsious said:7:40: Getunconcsious begins a lengthy grooming regimen. If he has to be empty inside, he's going to at least look good doing it. On the way to class, he drinks diet coke while smoking the day's first cigarette--the breakfast of champions.
"Prophecies said:Alarm goes off at 7:00 for school...turn it off...skip class...wake up at 1 pm...avoid going to research job...take a nap at 3 pm...get up at 4...watch Golden Girls...watch Trauma, Life In ER (sometimes the Residents)...eat a lot......do random things...go to sleep...repeat x 4. ooh ooh...and on Thursdays I watch "ER" hahaha
Weekend...drinking...movies...sleeping...might as well enjoy college while I can! Honestly, they should tell you you got accepted AFTER the spring semester of undergrad...makes a total slacker out of you =o)
Joonie said:is that from a song/poem?
chopper said:Ahhh, to be so young not to remember this. Even before my time, but listened to it all the time growing up. Gotta love the beatles.
Crake said:Crake's Day:
8:00 AM - Wake up. Walk to kitchen and break up roach orgy going on in my sink. Make vow to finally solve roach problem. Coffee.
8:02 AM - Go back to bedroom. Lay on my futon with my chemistry book. Attempt to convince myself that I actually like chemistry.
8:03 AM - Fail to convince myself that I don't hate chemistry. Attempt to convince myself that buying a futon wasn't the worst idea I've ever had. Begin studying.
11:00 AM - Go to school. Actively attempt to not look directly at anyone on the subway.
11:02 AM - Get accosted by Jesus freaks trying to get people to join their cult. Answer proselytizing with a blank stare.
11:03 AM - Pretend not to speak English so Jesus people ignore me.
11:30 AM - Physics lecture. Attempt to convince myself that circuits are interesting. Fail.
1:00 PM - Chemistry lecture. Do LA-Times crossword puzzle. Proceed to yawn obnoxiously hoping my professor will get the hint and dismiss early.
2:20 PM - Didn't get the hint. Finally out. Proceed to chemistry library.
2:30 PM - Realize that chemistry library is the most depressing place in the entire universe. Sit down and pretend to study.
3:30 PM - Go home. Again, attempt to look like I don't understand English when Jesus people come along. Finally take flyer from obnoxious missionary. Hold it upside down and look confused.
4:00 PM - Home again. Study. Wonder if premed is worth it.
4:10 PM - Decide that it's not worth it. Continue out of spite. Study.
9:00 PM - Finish studying. Turn on TV. Watch "House," decide that medicine blows. Check SDN.
10:00 PM - Tell people with 3.9's and 40 T's that I think they may have a chance to get into an allopathic school.
10:01 PM - Realize I have no idea what it takes to get into an allopathic school. Laugh at poor bastards that listen to me. Decide that premed is worth it afterall.
11:00 PM - Go to bed.
11:01 PM - Loudly curse my futon for generally sucking. Fall asleep.
Joonie said:is that from a song/poem?
Joonie said:is that from a song/poem?
guylaroche aka carlosmielefanGuyLaroche said:Then I saunter into my office building, where I am immediately plagued by my meticulous secretary (who I'll fire anyway on account of her knack for wearing costume jewelry),
remove the cigarette breaks and start an hour earlier and you have a day in the life of superdevil.getunconcsious said:7:30: Getunconcsious' alarm goes off. he would like to remain unconscious. but he finally forces himself to get up, despite the fact that he has absolutely NO reason to get out of bed in the morning or go on living at all.
7:40: Getunconcsious begins a lengthy grooming regimen. If he has to be empty inside, he's going to at least look good doing it. On the way to class, he drinks diet coke while smoking the day's first cigarette--the breakfast of champions.
8:30: Getunconcsious suffers through a series of mind-numbing undergraduate classes, smoking between each class.
1:00: Getunconcsious takes a bit of 'me time' to have lunch, smoke, refine his latest suicide plan, listen to depressing music, and generally feel bad about life.
2:00: Getunconcsious goes into his lab, sees the results from previous experiments, they didn't work. He repeats the exact same experiments, taking a few smoke breaks in between time.
7:00: Getunconcsious calls various friends to see if they want to go out or have dinner, but no one wants to talk to him and they all have other plans. Getunconcious hits the bar in lieu of having dinner. Many cigarettes are smoked at the bar.
10:00: Getunconcsious does his reading for the next day's classes, thinks about suicide some more, and smokes the day's last cigarette.
1:00: After another long day of feeling alienated and defeated, getunconcsious gets unconscious.
J1515 said:I never thought I'd actually see premeds competing with each other to see who has a "busier" lifestyle, but...tada, here it is.
getunconcsious said:Actually, I always compete to be the most depressed. I know others here are WAY busier than me. After all, they are much more worthwhile than I could ever hope to be. I don't know why I ever bother to get out of bed in the morning. I should just shoot myself, because I don't deserve to live, much less go to medical school. I'm just such a waste of space.
LTbulldogs said:Typical Schedule:
Set alarm for 5:55
6:05-6:15- read preliminary daily goal sheet, read self-created Life/College-guide/objectives
6:16-7:05- workout
7:06-7:15- shower
7:16-7:50- me time, watch CNN, today show, eat, clean room whatever
7:50- 8:00 walk to class
8:00-12:00- class
12:00-12:10- create daily agenda
12:10-12:30ish me time, eat whatever
12:30-4:00- FOLLOW THROUGH with daily agenda (usually studying)
4:00-5:00- me time, talk to girlfriend, eat, whatever
5:00-9:00- Follow through w/daily agenda (usually studying)
9:00-11:30- talk to girlfriend, me time usually, complete self-grading chart, chill, write preliminary goal sheet for next day, maybe in bed early
Although this is not exactly what goes on EVERY day, its essentially the foundation for how I go about completing my daily and life objectives.
SitraAchra said:I love the self grading chart.
SitraAchra said:GuyLaroche - your story reminds me of a character in the book The Devil Wears Prada that I read this summer. The character's name was Miranda Priestly, have you read it?
MadameLULU said:guylaroche aka carlosmielefan
There is nothing wrong with costume jewelry...
LTbulldogs said:What's wrong with that?
sk1684 said:This was hilarious...you should become a newspaper columnist or writer or something!!!
Ouch - you're right. My bad.SitraAchra said:The Beatles - A Day In The Life
complete masterpiece. Law2Doc I'm ashamed!