Cats Meow in a club, I can see it now
"This club demeans women"
"This music demeans African Americans"
"This alcohol offends jews
"
"These people offend muslims
"
"I am offended
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"Someone should close this club, i am jewish and i'm offended
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"this club is too loud for me to tell you how evil the jews are, i'm offended
"