What should your specialty REALLY be called?

[Ligament]

If you had to retitle your specialty for ease of public digestion, you know, make your specialty name as easy as possible to understand, how would you rename it?

I've got some suggestions:

Colo rectal surgery: Ass surgeon
GI: Stomach and Ass doctor
General Surgeon: dingus
ER: Family doctor for the homeless
Derm: Zit doctor
Anesthesia: Put you to sleep doctor
Psych: Nutjob doctor
PM&R: I am one and can't even explain it to people
Neurosurgeon: Rocket Scientist
Rad/Onc: Doctor that burns crap out of you with xray beams
etc....

This is all in good jest btw, I have nothing but respect for ass surgeons. ;-)

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[GeneGoddess]

Medical geneticist: FLK specialist

 

[Winged Scapula]

Anesthesia: Put you to sleep doctor

I've always been partial to Gas Passer for this one.

 

[hans19]

I've always been partial to Gas Passer for this one.

I like 'put-your-ass-to-sleep doctor' in staying true to the 'Ass' theme of the OP.

 

[Winged Scapula]

I like 'put-your-ass-to-sleep doctor' in staying true to the 'Ass' theme of the OP.

True...although Gas Passer has "ass" in it, at least once (twice if you aren't picky about the second 's')

 

[bigfrank]

Otorhinolaryngologist............takes tonsils out or puts little holes in ears doctor
Pediatrician...........psychiatrist to parents doctor
Radiologist................perhaps an MRI would offer more information doctor
FP................PA doctor

again, only in jest.

 

[Pingu]

Pathologist-your ass is dead doctor

 

[raptor5]

Plastic Surgery - Make your ugly ass look better doctor.

 

[gree0411]

Emergency Doc: Get that foreign object out of your ass doctor

 

[SOUNDMAN]

Orthopaedic Surgeon - Put your ass back together doctor

 

[avgjoe]

Ophthalmologist: Get your ass to see others' asses doctor
Neurologist: Get your ass to perform the anal wink doctor

 

[erichaj]

GI: Your ass is mine doctor.

GI: reverse dentist doctor.

 

[MAC10]

GI: stick a scope way up your ass doctor

General surgeon: got my head stuck up my ass doctor

General surgeon: It will just be one finger up your ass doctor

Ob/gyn: spread your legs and look at your ass doctor

Psych: Ill tell you whats wrong with your crazy ass doctor

Radiology: keep patients asses away from me doctor

Pathology: your ass should have worn a seatbelt doctor

Anesthesiology: cover my ass while I take a coffee break doctor

 

[SLUsagar]

PM&R: PT w/an MD


(physical therapist)

 

[doc05]

Anesthesia: sit on your ass and watch the surgeons do the work doctor.
Derm: lazy ass doctor.
plastics: re-shape your ass doctor.

 

[minime]

OB/GYN = one hole up from your ass doc

 

[monstermatch]

medicine - takes it up the a** doctor

 

[v-tach]

Wow, this thread has gotten crude. Let's change the subject a bit.

CT surgeon = heartbreaker