$60 an adjustment 3 x a week until you cannot afford it anymore.
how it plays out:
First visit build rapport, take weak history, do hocus Pocus exam, maybe get BS X-rays maybe for neuropathy, talk about the misaligned spine as the root for all their ills and failings in life, t use a few non sensical tools that make noises, tens unit plus heat pack, soft music, dark room. Wake them up after 20 minutes (enough time to repeat the same thing in the next room), Come back wake patient up. Proceed now with the soft tissue work and hvla. Hvla cracks are great for dramatic effect. Patients still in daze from nap and heat pack. Maybe dazed from intermittent hypoperfusion to the brain from the cervical hvla.
Smile big, feel better right?
That’ll be $300, we recommend you come back 3x a week for $80 a session until you’re stabilized or run out of money. Please buy some homeopathic goodies and CBD oils on your way out the door. When you aren’t cured of ddd, you will need our spine decompression machine for $300 a session, You have to sign up for 15 sessions up front.
No refunds.
It accomplishes the same thing as an inversion table.
No we would never accept insurance. Don’t forget to like us on social media. We also treat newborns for spine abnormalities. Oh and dogs, cats, and pet turtles.
Btw you could really benefit from stem cells for that problem. Which? Any of them.
yes, that is my exotic car outside with the license plate that says “gpa 2.3” I need a fast car to drive between my 3 offices