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silas2642
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I don't want them to know I listen to Ricki Martin and other pop stars. I don't want them to know my mailman has a restraining order against me and that I'm sitting here by the mailbox waiting for him as I'm "livin la vida loca." It's embarassing. Anyone else?

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silas2642 said:
I don't want them to know I listen to Ricki Martin and other pop stars. I don't want them to know my mailman has a restraining order against me and that I'm sitting here by the mailbox waiting for him as I'm "livin la vida loca." It's embarassing. Anyone else?

That I'm a cannibal.
 
justskipee said:
That I'm a cannibal.
pfftt, you're telling me! Imagine what I have to tell the family when I tell them about Thanksgiving dinner.
 
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potato51 said:
pfftt, you're telling me! Imagine what I have to tell the family when I tell them about Thanksgiving dinner.

Yeah, that could be awkward.
 
potato51 said:
pfftt, you're telling me! Imagine what I have to tell the family when I tell them about Thanksgiving dinner.

mom, could you please pass me a finger.
 
fullefect1 said:
3 nipples.

Wow, I'm thinking about having my extra toe removed by Dr. Rey from Dr. 90210... how about you third nipple? By the way, do you have a name for your nipple? Or is that just a perverted thing for you to do.
 
I don't want them to know that I am stupid and ugly...and that I am actually an apple.
 
That they are a backup and there's almost no chance I'll attend there.
 
Cozmosis said:
Totally not even posting here :)


I agree....lest they find out...
:eek: they are everywhere you know? :scared:
 
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That I'm going to medical school just so I can spend long nights walking the wards with Izzie from Grey's Anatomy.
 
That I am a horse




actually i lied- i am actually a broomstick
 
that I like wearing women's underwear.

haha, this thread just breeds funniness.
 
TheProwler said:
That I'm going to medical school just so I can spend long nights walking the wards with Izzie from Grey's Anatomy.

Look out for the syph... ;) Just kidding, she didn't even sleep with Alex.
 
ShyRem said:
That I'm actually just faking my way through life. Really. It's all just a big huge bluff.

Me too. It gets ridiculous when I pretend to be a pilot long enough that they start giving me planes to fly. I've pulled it off every time so far, though.
 
Great response... I feel this way also.

ShyRem said:
That I'm actually just faking my way through life. Really. It's all just a big huge bluff.
 
ShyRem said:
That I'm actually just faking my way through life. Really. It's all just a big huge bluff.


Me too.

But you, MoosePilot, nimotsu and I must be doing such a good job of faking it that in the end, it doesn't really matter that we are. Nobody else seems to notice. ;)
 
I promote the poop thread*








*if you or a loved one does not know what the poop thread is, then I can show you.
 
I don't want them to know that I'm not really a little black kid. shhhhhhhh. :cool:
 
That even my mother hates me and has to put a paper bag over my head to kiss me goodnight.
 
IDforMe said:
Me too.

But you, MoosePilot, nimotsu and I must be doing such a good job of faking it that in the end, it doesn't really matter that we are. Nobody else seems to notice. ;)

Does everyone feel that way?! :eek:

I've been wondering if becoming a parent is the final step in becoming a true adult. Or is that just an act, too?
 
Moose, it's all an act. I wish a 'parent handbook' had popped out right after my kids. But it didn't.

I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up if I knew the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. (borrowed from Calvin & Hobbes - truer words were never spoken).
 
I don't know how to read or write. God bless my helper monkey.
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ShyRem said:
Moose, it's all an act. I wish a 'parent handbook' had popped out right after my kids. But it didn't.

I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up if I knew the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. (borrowed from Calvin & Hobbes - truer words were never spoken).
I thought you said "pooped" not "popped". I was like "ouch! She just pooped a large book". Sorry, just woke up. :sleep: :laugh:
 
ShyRem said:
Moose, it's all an act. I wish a 'parent handbook' had popped out right after my kids. But it didn't.

I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up if I knew the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. (borrowed from Calvin & Hobbes - truer words were never spoken).

It's weird, because as a kid I feel I was genuine, but as an adult it feels like ad-lib. What's the difference?
 
Something I wouldn't want them to know... my bedroom is messy-- stacks of books and paper everywhere.

Maybe I shouldn't want them to know that sometimes I'm a big, fat procrastinator but on the other hand, I kind of do!

Example:

This week I had to complete a 15-week clinical/analytical chemistry course in FOUR DAYS. Yes, I know, big procrastinator. But the impressive part was that I memorized 800+ pages of material and still got a 93%. I was pretty damn impressed with myself. I think that shows that I can be very disciplined and I have a good brain. :)

I also kind of wish that I could tell them just how squarely responsible I am: that I NEVER speed, have never gotten a ticket of any kind, had my name written on the chalkboard one time in my life (6th grade, I cried), have never done anything remotely illegal, and I even pick up other people's litter.

So square... so so square...
 
MoosePilot said:
It's weird, because as a kid I feel I was genuine, but as an adult it feels like ad-lib. What's the difference?
As a kid you've got your parents to protect you, to help you along, to praise you, to congratulate you, to guide you. When you grow up you're on your own - protect yourself, help yourself, praise yourself, congratulate yourself, and no guidance other than looking in the mirror every morning saying "what the f*&k am I doing? Is this really what I want to do every day? There has GOT to be more to life than this... this isn't what I signed up for." And then you start looking for what you really want to do in life; when you find it you feel less like you're just MSU'ing it. (MSU = Make S**t Up)
 
justskipee said:
that I like wearing women's underwear.

oh yeah I like wearing woman's underwear too

wait, I am a woman
 
that i'm a virgin
 
That I have an extremely short fuse and will snap at patients with no warning whatsoever. And I have no respect for human life at all - I favor physician-initiated euthenasia.

;)
 
That I'm doing it for the money. :D (Of course I'm kidding...it's for the women!)
 
That I'm a huge Harry Potter fan... yet somehow Harry Potter has come up in nearly every interview :laugh:
 
JustBreathe said:
That I'm a huge Harry Potter fan... yet somehow Harry Potter has come up in nearly every interview :laugh:
:laugh: Good old Dr. Brooks at VCU. Great guy. :laugh:
 
temper, always gotta keep that beast in check. I know others who have the same issue, I was always told it mellows with age, I disagree you just learn how to deal with it better
 
That I think much of internal medicine is an expensive sham. Give me a scalpel and something to aim it at anyday, over a parade of gomers and veggies who just need to die.

Also, reading the "strangest interviews" thread has shown me a disturbing phenomenon - the psych interviewer who spends the hour grilling you about your childhood. That happens, I'm really doomed. :scared: I don't condone lying in interviews, but if this comes up...argh, but I'm a bad liar...maybe I'll just fake a seizure.
 
that i beat up a kid who was harassing me within an inch of his life

he was in a coma for 4 months

people have mostly stayed out of my way from then on...
 
that i have chronic uncontrollable explosive diarrhea, especially after 9 pm, and ESPECIALLY after eating cabbage.
 
That my friends call me a heartless bastard.

And that the honest answer to the "what do you do with your free time" is: booze.
 
I wouldn't want them to know that the majority of the my knowledge comes from cartoons and comic books. And I cried like a sissy when they killed Superman back in the 90's.
 
I shamelessly fart in front of my friends. :cool: Actually, we have competitions sometimes.
 
I pick my nose, roll the snot into a perfect little ball between my thumb and forefinger, then pop it in my mouth and play with it with my tongue for a little while before I swallow.

Mmmm. Salty.
 
Dr.Erin2B said:
I pick my nose, roll the snot into a perfect little ball between my thumb and forefinger, then pop it in my mouth and play with it with my tongue for a little while before I swallow.

Mmmm. Salty.

omg...that is sick. I actually visualized that as I read and now I am completely nauseous...I'm dry heaving at work...
 
So I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
 
That I helped ShyRem genetically engineer those uber-children in her avatar. They are gorgeous, athletic, self-assured and confident.
 
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