When will the gravy train end?

[mentos]

I'm a CS pharmacist working for META bro
I went to coding boot camp bro
Now I get paid 500k bro
I get to WFH bro
I get SBC bro
I get unlimited PTO bro
Now that's a gravy train bro

What's SBC?

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[PharmDminus]

What's SBC?

stock based compensation

 

[RxPreceptor]

I'm a CS pharmacist working for META bro
I went to coding boot camp bro
Now I get paid 500k bro
I get to WFH bro
I get SBC bro
I get unlimited PTO bro
Now that's a gravy train bro

Bro, you forgot to list how big your **** is…

 

[projektreverb]

Bro, you forgot to list how big your **** is…

*sad bro noises*

 

[GrandTheftAutumn]

Next year it’ll be a million billion trillion bro

I've already made 8 figures trading GME calls and crypto bro.
While your too busy paying back 300k student loans getting paid $40/h 30h/week bro.

 

[GrandTheftAutumn]

stock based compensation

*Stonk
Based
Compensation
Bro

 

[projektreverb]

*Stonk
Based
Compensation
Bro

STONK

 

[JustFillIt]

Bro, you forgot to list how big your **** is…

I think we can all assume that it’s enormous.

 

[RxPreceptor]

Yeah, I’m sorry, got to keep these threads somewhat entertaining/worth reading
sigh…the need For self validation in these threads is strong some day…going to have some humble pie for desert and not brag about anything

Seriously, everyone go do something fun, learn something new, enjoy some time away from the internet, enjoy real life without caring what others think of you

 

[RXDOC1986]

I'm a CS pharmacist working for META bro
I went to coding boot camp bro
Now I get paid 500k bro
I get to WFH bro
I get SBC bro
I get unlimited PTO bro
Now that's a gravy train bro

You have a unique diction, sure you weren't an English major, Bro
Did anyone, I mean ANYONE ask you how much you made, Bro?

 

[RXDOC1986]

I've already made 8 figures trading GME calls and crypto bro.
While your too busy paying back 300k student loans getting paid $40/h 30h/week bro.

Okay, can you hook me up with a job that pays $40/hr? I am desperate. Bro
BTW, Crypto has really worked out for everyone, Bro
Of course, you got out of Crypto, just at the right time, Bro