Picking a school will be one of the most momentous decisions of your life, for you see, if you pick and go to the wrong school, you will endure feces-flinging monkeys as patients, high speed diamond drills that break and fly into your dominant eye, permanently cyclopsing you, making sure that you will never be a proper dentist except at pirate themed butt parties, and graduation pre-requisites involving bukkakke. Oh and the one woman you fall in love with and marry, the one thing which you have to hold on to as a sole glimmer of hope in this feces-flinging, bukkakke filled, cruel world, whose absolute perfection is only marred by the fact that she will not engage in a threesome with you and her twin sister(no matter what you goad her with), will leave you abruptly out of the blue for another dentist down the block. And then your left butt cheek will rot and has to be amputated.... for no reason.
However, if you choose wisely, your 4 years in dental school will entail being waited on hand-and-foot by a team of 78 nubile, honey-eyed virgins, and only treating voluptuous comely, Grecian Urn-esque coeds who strictly insists on coming into the clinics completely in the nude... for no reason. You will also moonlight as a Calvin Klein underwear model, win 4 superbowl MVP rings and 2 NBA titles, and be elected the new pope after Ratzinger dies in which you will practice dentistry with the grace of God and only have patients that need full-arch crown restorations, and all of whom pay with cash. Oh yes you will also marry the ex-wife of a dentist that went to a "wrong" school, and have a threesome with her and her twin... at your wedding altar... it will be filmed... and go on to become the first porno to win an Oscar.
Apply to the schools you want to go to and figure it out during the tours/interviews. What you asking us for? We know precisely jack and crap, esp. about your preferences, personality, dreams, desires and wishes. Who knows which dental school Nemo went to, go find him.
findingnemo said:
hii! i am currently applying to dental schools in order to enroll in 2006. im a little confused about which schools i should apply to and how i should decide which should be on my list. i have a 3.7 gpa and 22/22 on the DAT and i live in the northeast - so far my list includes Buffalo, Tufts, UPenn, BU, Columbia, and one california school (no idea yet which one!). I was wondering if anyone had any opinions about these schools or could give me any suggestions as to where i can find real information on schools (not just stats). any input would really be appreciated!