Why ZpackSux sucks!

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Caverject

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Because he really is a disgruntled Pfizer rep. He became disgruntled after he found out Pfizer would no longer provide him with free samples of Viagra, which makes Mrs ZpackSux unhappy.

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Caverject said:
Because he really is a disgruntled Pfizer rep. He became disgruntled after he found out Pfizer would no longer provide him with free samples of Viagra, which makes Mrs ZpackSux unhappy.

Dang IT!!!! How did you find out???? Who Told YOU????? :eek:
 
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Mr. ZpackSux was going to offer you a high paying job in beautiful Orange County California...now that you've brought up the Mrs, it's back to shoveling **** in Savannah for you! :smuggrin:
 
bananaface said:
So, the sux part is meant to be personally descriptive? :confused:


Yes..and I do it well... :smuggrin:
 
ZpackSux said:
Dang IT!!!! How did you find out???? Who Told YOU????? :eek:
The nice people at Abbot who market Biaxin and Omnicef told me about your story. They said there is some sort of conspiracy your planning out! :confused:
 
I like his avatar...you want him to put up the boobies again? ;)
 
LVPharm said:
Mr. ZpackSux was going to offer you a high paying job in beautiful Orange County California...now that you've brought up the Mrs, it's back to shoveling **** in Savannah for you! :smuggrin:


psssss LV: Maybe thats why I'm ratting him out!!
 
Caverject said:
The nice people at Abbot who market Biaxin and Omnicef told me about your story. They said there is some sort of conspiracy your planning out! :confused:


DANG IT!!!! THEY TOLD YOU MY PLANS???? BY SAYING ZPACKSUX...IT BRINGS PUBLICITY...NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY!!!! :smuggrin:
 
for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.
 
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bananaface said:
If you did, she wouldn't be upset about the loss of Viagra.

Loss of Viagra is forcing me to suck... :smuggrin:
 
kwakster928 said:
for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.
I was too painful for ZpackSux's pecker, hence the move to Viagra!
 
kwakster928 said:
for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.


You suck! :smuggrin:
 
bananaface said:
He's not allowed to put up jiggling bobbies. DrMom says so.

Stormtroopers are not hot.

Well, here's a nice pair of boobies he can put up!
Blfbooby.jpg

They're more likely waddling than jiggling though :(
 
all of y'all suck! :smuggrin:
 
all of y'all are on my ignore list! :smuggrin:
 
bananaface said:
I got a prescription for one of those once. They only have like a 25% success rate or soemthing. My guess is those 25% of people have a pump fetish.

Who's pumping?
 
ZpackSux said:
Loss of Viagra is forcing me to suck... :smuggrin:

shouldn't that be the other way around... ok too much info....... :eek:
 
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet! :eek:
 
bananaface said:
I got a prescription for one of those once. They only have like a 25% success rate or soemthing. My guess is those 25% of people have a pump fetish.
Oh you did eh? So is your real name Joe or Mark? :smuggrin:
 
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