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Why ZpackSux sucks!
Started by Caverject
Caverject said:Because he really is a disgruntled Pfizer rep. He became disgruntled after he found out Pfizer would no longer provide him with free samples of Viagra, which makes Mrs ZpackSux unhappy.
Dang IT!!!! How did you find out???? Who Told YOU????? 😱
So, the sux part is meant to be personally descriptive? 😕
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C-ject your avatar is ******ed.
bananaface said:So, the sux part is meant to be personally descriptive? 😕
Yes..and I do it well...
The nice people at Abbot who market Biaxin and Omnicef told me about your story. They said there is some sort of conspiracy your planning out! 😕ZpackSux said:Dang IT!!!! How did you find out???? Who Told YOU????? 😱
If you did, she wouldn't be upset about the loss of Viagra.ZpackSux said:Yes..and I do it well...![]()
LVPharm said:Mr. ZpackSux was going to offer you a high paying job in beautiful Orange County California...now that you've brought up the Mrs, it's back to shoveling **** in Savannah for you!![]()
psssss LV: Maybe thats why I'm ratting him out!!
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Caverject said:The nice people at Abbot who market Biaxin and Omnicef told me about your story. They said there is some sort of conspiracy your planning out! 😕
DANG IT!!!! THEY TOLD YOU MY PLANS???? BY SAYING ZPACKSUX...IT BRINGS PUBLICITY...NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY!!!!
for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.
He's not allowed to put up jiggling bobbies. DrMom says so.LVPharm said:I like his avatar...you want him to put up the boobies again? 😉
Stormtroopers are not hot.
bananaface said:If you did, she wouldn't be upset about the loss of Viagra.
Loss of Viagra is forcing me to suck...
I was too painful for ZpackSux's pecker, hence the move to Viagra!kwakster928 said:for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.
Caverject said:I was too painful for ZpackSux's pecker, hence the move to Viagra!
God bless the Viagra
kwakster928 said:for the record caverject you suck too since you failed to satisfy mrs. zpacksux prior to viagra. shameful indeed. btw i like your avatar.
You suck!
bananaface said:He's not allowed to put up jiggling bobbies. DrMom says so.
Stormtroopers are not hot.
Well, here's a nice pair of boobies he can put up!
They're more likely waddling than jiggling though 🙁
No one is forcing you. 😉ZpackSux said:Loss of Viagra is forcing me to suck...![]()
If you are trying to recruit people you really need to go to the FS&A or Wanted forums.ZpackSux said:You suck!![]()
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The penile pump didn't workbananaface said:No one is forcing you. 😉
That would be permissible.LVPharm said:Well, here's a nice pair of boobies he can put up!
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They're more likely waddling than jiggling though 🙁
I got a prescription for one of those once. They only have like a 25% success rate or soemthing. My guess is those 25% of people have a pump fetish.Caverject said:The penile pump didn't work
bananaface said:I got a prescription for one of those once. They only have like a 25% success rate or soemthing. My guess is those 25% of people have a pump fetish.
Who's pumping?
ZpackSux said:Loss of Viagra is forcing me to suck...![]()
shouldn't that be the other way around... ok too much info....... 😱
You gotta do it yourself, hon.ZpackSux said:Who's pumping?
Oh you did eh? So is your real name Joe or Mark?bananaface said:I got a prescription for one of those once. They only have like a 25% success rate or soemthing. My guess is those 25% of people have a pump fetish.
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Apparently no one is complaining.ZpackSux said:Why hasn't this thread been locked yet! 😱
It's D**** at work and Anna at night when I'm in drag.Caverject said:Oh you did eh? So is your real name Joe or Mark?![]()
You take the name "bananaface" to a whole new levelbananaface said:It's D**** at work and Anna at night when I'm in drag.

If you really want it closed I will close it.ZpackSux said:I am....I am....![]()
Especially in the daytime. 😉Caverject said:You take the name "bananaface" to a whole new level![]()
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