Will I get in II

[aelian]

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Hey guys, I know there is a “what are my chances thread” but my situation is extra unique. I’m a little nervous about whether or not I’ll get into dental school. I once got a B in advanced ping-pong because I had to go save an endangered Arctic fox from extinction. Or maybe it was saving a Nigerian village from a looming crop disaster due to desertification. One of the two. I only have, like, 3 or 4...thousand volunteer hours. But alas, my GPA is only 3.99. I’m surprised they haven’t kicked me out of Harvard yet. God forbid, Harvard was the only school that would accept me. And I studied for hours, but I only got a 29 on my DAT. I’m so stupid. And unlike everyone else, I don’t really have any connections. My father says he doesn’t have time for me because he is always too busy at meetings with some place called the ADA. He’s the president or something like that. Plus, I have a pretty difficult life, being subjected to the poverty of Beverly Hills in my 520,000 square foot hellhole. I know the adcoms are most likely going to look at my application and promptly burn it or defecate on it because it is so terrible. But, maybe there is a .001 percent chance I’ll get in. No, no way. Not with my 3.99 and 29 DAT. 🙁

 

[dentistmom]

Well, there's always going back to the life of the carefree playboy😀

 

[DoctreDrey]

vicsin, not you again...

 

[Huskk]

1/10 👎

 

[KenKim]

damn dude... sorry to tell u ... u aint going no where with that kind of stats... just quit and give up.

 

[GGONGCHI]

if you saved the endangered arctic fox from extinction, then i think you have a chance of getting in. if not, sorry 🙁

 

[oriJINal]

lol

 

[aelian]

damn dude... sorry to tell u ... u aint going no where with that kind of stats... just quit and give up.

Yeah, I knew it. I'm going to die in the ghetto. I doubt daddy's 40 million dollar trust fund will last long. Probably 3, 4 years. After that, I'm all alone. Well, my 12 maids will still be with me...but, essentially, I'm all alone, left to roam the cold, cold streets.

And Ggongchi, it was actually an Arctic Wolf...does that count?

 

[txlonghorn]

Well, if you don't get in, you can always apply again after doing a PhD in astrophysics. I heard that someone with similar stats as yours was able to get in after reading the under 4.0 thread on sdn.

 

[GGONGCHI]

so you saved the arctic wolf but just ignored the poor little arctic fox?
you are extremely biased. I have to tell you that you wont get in for sure...

 

[Mazmel]

 

[aelian]

Well, if you don't get in, you can always apply again after doing a PhD in astrophysics. I heard that someone with similar stats as yours was able to get in after reading the under 4.0 thread on sdn.

Wait, there are others that have below a 4.0 that get accepted into dental school? Quit fudging with my emotions. I may be stupid but I'm not stupid. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Subways Roast Chicken breast isn't chicken, or that Tupac is dead? And Ha-Ha, the joke is on you, friend. I already have a PhD degree in astrophysics. That is as worthless as being a Noble Laureate...which I am also. Anybody can be that nowadays. All of my friends have one. Well, my only one. Barack. I don't like to associate with him, him being even more unaccomplished than I. Gosh, I hate being stupud.

 

[ItalianPrincess]

 

[dentaldawg32]

On the funny scale, this ranks about a 1 out of 10.

 

[i4everpaki]

this is actually funny

 

[BlueQuasar]

Oh, this post is absolutely hi-larious. Especially since it appeared just after a very similar thread that wasn't this obviously a joke.

 

[dentaldawg32]

this is actually funny

I bet you also like Carlos Mencia

 

[aelian]

I bet you also like Carlos Mencia

I'm guessing you're the life of the party. In fact, I'm betting the party don't start till you walk in...you being so fun, you rascal, you.

And no, everyone hates Carlos Mencia. We love Dane Cook. DANE --- COOK!!!

 

[ItalianPrincess]

I'm guessing you're the life of the party. In fact, I'm betting the party don't start till you walk in...you being so fun, you rascal, you.

And no, everyone hates Carlos Mencia. We love Dane Cook. DANE --- COOK!!!

😀 👍

 

[i4everpaki]

I bet you also like Carlos Mencia

 

[judiciousjim]

Hey guys, I know there is a “what are my chances thread” but my situation is extra unique. I’m a little nervous about whether or not I’ll get into dental school. I once got a B in advanced ping-pong because I had to go save an endangered Arctic fox from extinction. Or maybe it was saving a Nigerian village from a looming crop disaster due to desertification. One of the two. I only have, like, 3 or 4...thousand volunteer hours. But alas, my GPA is only 3.99. I’m surprised they haven’t kicked me out of Harvard yet. God forbid, Harvard was the only school that would accept me. And I studied for hours, but I only got a 29 on my DAT. I’m so stupid. And unlike everyone else, I don’t really have any connections. My father says he doesn’t have time for me because he is always too busy at meetings with some place called the ADA. He’s the president or something like that. Plus, I have a pretty difficult life, being subjected to the poverty of Beverly Hills in my 520,000 square foot hellhole. I know the adcoms are most likely going to look at my application and promptly burn it or defecate on it because it is so terrible. But, maybe there is a .001 percent chance I’ll get in. No, no way. Not with my 3.99 and 29 DAT. 🙁

I've noticed a very interesting feature among pre-dents and dentists, which is that most have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

 

[iluvdentistry]

I've noticed a very interesting feature among pre-dents and dentists, which is that most have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

We have to be that way, with such a high suicide rate and all. 😎

 

[aelian]

We have to be that way, with such a high suicide rate and all. 😎

We are pretty brave men and women for having chosen such a hectic and stressful path. Sometimes, to dampen the burden I constantly face from dentistry, I engorge myself on an entire half gallon of Blue Bell's Cookies and Cream. And somehow, and in competition with none other than myself, I simultaneously indulge on a bag (not the baby bag, the MAN bag) of hot wing/blue cheese Doritos. Having accumulated the red finger, cheesy powder residue thicker than leather gloves, I lament on my career choice. Damn you dentistry for instilling in me this horrid sense of humor. And also for forcing me to down the caloric equivalent of 13 Big Macs...wait, never mind. I'm just a fatty. 🙁
/continues feasting until he goes into sugar induced coma

 

[flontario]

Nice thread.
This is the reality of SDN to some extent

 

[rejuvenatedsoul]

And unlike everyone else, I don’t really have any connections. My father says he doesn’t have time for me because he is always too busy at meetings with some place called the ADA. He’s the president or something like that. Plus, I have a pretty difficult life, being subjected to the poverty of Beverly Hills in my 520,000 square foot hellhole. I know the adcoms are most likely going to look at my application and promptly burn it or defecate on it because it is so terrible. But, maybe there is a .001 percent chance I’ll get in. No, no way. Not with my 3.99 and 29 DAT. 🙁

👍

 

[ItalianPrincess]

I simultaneously indulge on a bag (not the baby bag, the MAN bag) of hot wing/blue cheese Doritos. Having accumulated the red finger, cheesy powder residue thicker than leather gloves, I lament on my career choice.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA this is the best line ever

 

[Danny289]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=538120

 

[DoctreDrey]

wow aelian, seems like you're quite the BS'er. I bet your real PS is amazing lol 😛

 

[aelian]

wow aelian, seems like you're quite the BS'er. I bet your real PS is amazing lol 😛

Ah, yes, my PS. I vaguely remember it. Something about Mafia ties and enough “dirt” to simultaneously support 693 mud wrestling matches. And maybe something about the Lion King, as well. 😕

 

[iluvdentistry]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA this is the best line ever

Agreed! aelian, we need to be friends. I like your style.

 

[aelian]

Agreed! aelian, we need to be friends. I like your style.

I would love to be your friend, as well, provided your height doesn't fall anywhere between 6' and 7'5. 6' because I'm intimidated by anyone taller than me. And 7'5 because I'd imagine Yao Ming would be heart broken if I rejected his friendship. Oh, and you can't be fluent in the art of Kung Fu, either. Sure it would be cool, but I can't run the risk of one day falling victim to the one hit double dragon pinky of death.